The Neverending Email/Archive 2
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This page contains all Neverending email entries from August 2, 2005 through October 1, 2005.
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Transcript
TROGDOR: {Roars}
STRONG BAD: No, Trogdor! It's me! Your creator!
TROGDOR: {Roars louder}
(VOICE): Back, vile serpent!
STRONG BAD, THE CHEAT, COACH Z, and HOMESTAR: {Turns around} Gasp! (The Cheat makes surprized Cheat sound)
STRONG BAD: Rather Dashing?
COACH Z: (at same time) Reether Dorshing?
STRONG BAD: I thought you were just in a video game! And um, DEAD.
RATHER DASHING: {Holding Trog Sword,Trog Sheild, and Trog Helmet}Thy short, blue shirted knave
restored me with a life giving sandwich fruit!ma
HOMESTAR: {On fire} Um, a little help here?
TROGDOR: {RRrrrrrrrrrroooooarrrr!!!}
HOMESTAR: Oh cwap! THE GOOD TIMES ARE OVER!!! {slight pause} Though I can still do a butt dance...{starts buttdancing} Butt-utt-dance!!! Come on now! Do the butt dance! Show 'em what you're made of!
{Trogdor roars a bit, then the camera switches back to Homestar. We hear Trogdor throwing up, then a loud THUMP. Trogdor is now dead.}
HOMSAR: AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA! The Elvis has swept the feud!
RATHER DASHING: Egads! Thou hast slain the Burninator!
STRONG BAD: Nah, just made him faint.
HOMSAR: AaAaAaAaA! I'm going to Disney World.
STRONG BAD: Shut up! (Kicks Homsar into the ocean, but the water is apparently ankle deep)
STRONG BAD: What the crap? (walks off the island, and immideatly falls completely under)
HOMESTAR: Looks like the water's really shallow everywhere but the place you just landed.
STRONG BAD:(gurgling, as he's still underwater)
{Marshie flies up from the water}
MARSHIE: So kids, try new Fluffy Puff Underwater Marshmallows!
{Marshie appears right at the front of the screen}
MARSHIE: They taste the same but are for underwater
VOICE: They're fluffity. They're puffity. One, two,
{Sound of record scratching is heard as Strong Bad pops up from water}
STRONG BAD What the crap is this floating thing doing here?
{The Cheat jumps up and eats Marshie then grins}
HOMESTAR: Holy cwap! He ate batman!
{The Cheat's head explodes}
HOMSAR: WaAaAaAaah! I'm the creaAaAm of the crop.
{He says this as he runs around the screen}
STRONG BAD: Okay, so we've gotta find a way off this island.
RATHER DASHING: Oh, that's easy! Load!
{screen changes to the load screen from Peasant's Quest. A cursor clicks on a save file that says "Air Plane 11/150"}
RATHER DASHING: Click!
{they are all back in the airplane}
STRONG BAD: Holy crap! That guy's pretty neat.
VOICE: Whaaahaahaa!
HOMESTAR: Hey Strong Bad, what's that noise?
STRONG BAD: {scared} Um...ignore it. It'll go away.
{we see plane touch down in Seatle}
STRONG BAD: Yay! Seattle! Wait...why are we in seattle?
VOICE: Because I like to mess with your brains! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAA!
HOMESTAR: {screams like he did after he ate pom pom and the king of town's "perscription" ice cream pops}
{the backround changes to the End of Ze World!}
NARRATOR 1: Ok, so, here's the earth...schilling....
STRONG BAD: What the?
NARRATOR 2: That is a sweet earth you might say!
NARRATOR 1: BROWN!
STRONG BAD: Once again, I say: what the?
VOICE:HEHEH HA HA HA HA!!!
HOMESTAR: Ok, this is getting weird. {pronounces 'weird' like woird}
STRONG BAD: Shut up. What happened to everybody else??
{a menacing shadow starts sneaking towards SB and HR}
VISOR ROBOT'S VOICE: {scaring SB and HR} Suprise!
NARRATOR: {presumably Matt} Before we move on we now a word from our sponsers.
MARSHIE: Wowza! Guess what? The company has made Fl- {A bag of Fluffy Puff Marshmallow Cups} uffy Puff Marshmallow Cups! {The bag dissapears}I'm gonna tell ya all abou- {A Marshmellow Cup with eyes and a mouth Charge to the screen while Marshie is talking.} t it.
{The Marshmallow Cup hits Marshie. Marshie flys right of the screen.}
MARSHMALLOW CUP: No way, Marshie! I'd better tell them about this. My name is Cuppy. I'm-a going this way!
{She flys offscreen, then appears in a purple space.}
CUPPY: First, we {A marshmallow appears} melt the Marshmallow until {The Marshmallow starts to melt.}it's a bit blobby. Then -{The Marshmallow splits into three}, We cover the Marshmallow with ethier Cho-{Chocolate coating falls onto the first Marshmallow} olate, Str-{Strawberry coating melts onto the second Marshmallow}awberry, or V-{Vannila coating melts onto the third Marshmellow}annila coating!
{Cut to a background with A mountain and a tree. Cuppy is on top of the mountain}
Cuppy: It's so good you won't even know that you're eating a {echoes}Marshmallow! {echo stops}
{Cut to the original background}
CUPPY: Their Fluffity. There Coating-y. 101, 102, 103, 104, 105.
SINGERS (offscreen): They're Fluffity. They're Puffity. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
MARSHIE: That's my line!
{Cuts to everybody in a room. There is a fan on a dresser, as well as a folded up peice of paper.}
STRONG BAD: You!
{He points to the fan on the dresser.}
STRONG BAD: I got you now!
{Strong Bad jumps on to the dresser, strangling the fan.}
STRONG SAD: Wait a minute!
{Strong Bad stops.}
STRONG SAD: That isn't my roommate!
STRONG BAD: So it's not A Fan?
STRONG SAD: It is a fan!
{Strong Bad resumes strangling the fan}
STRONG SAD: It's not A Fan, it's a fan that A Fan has!
{Strong Bad stops again.}
STRONG BAD: Well... why isn't he here? He's probably just disguised as his fan because he's a wuss.
{Strong Bad continued with the fan. As he was fighting, his leg pushed the note, causing it to fall. Strong Sad then noticed it falling and caught it. He opened up the note and read it aloud.}
STRONG SAD: Dear Song Blad, I'm sorry I had to leave. I think I have the teetoy or something. I gotta go to Texas. That's the only way to cure it... I think. You can have my fan. Sincerly, A Fan.
STRONG BAD:The Cheat, goin' to Texas!
{Bennedetto suddenly comes out of a closet}
HOMESTAR: Frank, what are you doing here?
FRANK: {subtitled} I have a confession to make A Fan's fan, the fan you've grown to know well, is actually my son.
A FAN'S FAN: {subtitled} DADDY!!!
{Strong Bad unplugs the fan}
STRONG BAD: What ever. This is getting pretty weird.
FRANK: {subtitled} Nooooo! You will pay for this as soon as I...
{Strong Bad unplugs Bennedetto}
STRONG BAD: Right, so um...let's get going.
ALL: Right!
{Everyone leaves room, except for Homestar, who stays, looks around, and grabs the fan}
HOMESTAR: Mwah ha ha ha...um...where'd everybody go?
