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"Greetings, party peoples in the place to be!"
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| 36. Long time - July 13, 2006; 6:00 PM |
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Current mood: o' what a night Current tunes: Rock Opera - Strong Bad, featuring The Homestar Gang Ouch, my head. I was up for the past 12 days partying the crap outta myself. I'm so tired, I feel like being nice to Strong Sad. Uh-oh, Strong Bad's coming. By the way, this is Strong Sad. uiouity,kfnh. Sorry 'bout that, my dorky little brother did that. Anyway, we really did have a 12-day party! It was great, Coach Z drank like, 15 gallons of listerine. You shoulda seen him with that lampshade over his head. Me and Homestar were laughing our heads off. Me and him aggreed to a truce until the party was over. It was awesome! We hat Limozeen and Tarantula play. Ah, well. Gotta go punch Homestar in the gut. |
| 35. Welcome Back-back-backbackbackback! - July 1, 2006; 1:16 PM |
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Current mood: nostaligic Current tunes: Save The Last Email For Strong Bad - All My Strong Bad Dobblegangas Ohh...where has the time been? I got my 150th email recently...ugh, I feel so OLD! I got, like, a million of those "your account is almost dead" messages, so I had to do everything back up and "back up my files"...I think. I hope there ain't any new rules to these blogs, I might expand this post later, now is kinda early. |
| 34. Tales from the Big House, Part 2 - February 26, 2006; 7:02 PM |
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Current mood: reunited Current tunes: Crickets chirping Finally some quiet time with my Lappy! Everyone's asleep, and no one's awake except me! I think I drank too much "Eww." today, that stuff is full of caffeine! They confiscated my Lappy the whole day, I felt so empty...I could even eat! So I'll let out what happened today right now. It was kinda fun making fun of people as they walked by. So I saw Homestar and started calling him all the things in my book of names. Dumpface, Undabite, Marshieman, and all of that stuff. Although I noticed him occupied with a date with a bag on Fluffy Puff Nibblers, so I left him alone to get real fat offa those...and barf like I did in one of my emails. It rained for an hour or two, and I was glad I had a cardboard box to shelter in with my bad pennies...and Strong Mad. We had a few leaks, noticing this is a cardboard box, so we got our can of water and collected more water to drink, dispite it tasted like crap. Hey, it's the only thing we had to drink besides some sour milk mixed with some old chicken soup! That's only our "Food" can! You don't even want to know what's in the "Eww."... The rest of the day was cloudy and wet. Perfect for Dump Sad to walk out and smell the wet, gloomy air. He slipped me some Beef Jerky when Bubs wasn't looking, which was...nice of him...(I seriously need some soap after that) I think I'll give him one less punch for that! ...NOT! So I took the Jerky and ate it like a madman...man. Then I saved the rest for rations when I get hungry. Later Homsar wobbled over and was screamin in my face and climbing on top of the box and-oh, man. He screamed something that had to do with fish bananas, so I scared him off before he made me more hungry. That's the worst experience I had with that guy. Great, that had me thinking on what's going on in my house right now. I bet Homestar is messin with my TV or arcade game, and the Crapsmith is tracking crap in my basement again. Maybe Strong Sad is doing Tai-Cheese in my compy room. I need some deinfectant and a mop when I get home. Now it's raining again. Ok, that ends my really long post. Bye everybody. |
| 33. Tales from the Big House, Part 1 - February 25, 2006; 2:23 PM |
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Current mood: blah Current tunes: The Cheat's harmonica So, apperantly I'm in jail now. This thing is not a crappy cardboard box! This is a CLOSED cardboard box, and Strong Mad is in here, too! So no one can bail us out! Now, you might be wondering why I'm in jail. Well read the last post, you dork-on! Now about the plan, it din't turn out very good. Here's how it went: We snuck behind the stand, noticing there is no door. No problem, we could use Strong Mad! So he broke down the wall and we saw Bub's sleeping on the floor! So we're wondering "Where is his house?" so we went to find the basement switch, and thanks to The Cheat's awesome Swiss Army key, we managed to open the door. We looked down and said, "Man! That's deep!" Cause we could see anything, so we jumped right in. Only to find Homestar making his horrible car alarm impression and Bubs waking up! So that's where I am now. Stuck in an old cardboard box that apperantly used to hold a fridge, with a harmonica playing The Cheat and Graw Mad. |
| 32. Here's the plan... - February 24, 2006; 4:01 PM |
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Current mood: scheming Current tunes: Mission Impossible, Original Soundtrack Alright, time to go back to my "Freakin Evil" mode. I'm going to steal some money from Bubs' basement. Who know's what kind of awesome stuff I can get! I could buy a real spaceship! Then I'll have to call my program "SPANAF" The Strong Badian Administration of No Aluminum Foil! Now for the plan. I have no idea what it looks like down there, I don't even know how he get inside! So we'll just have to use Strong Mad. But how can he be quiet? We can duct tape his mouth closed. Yeah, duct tape. Awesome. Ok, we'll use Graw Mad to blow down the wall. Then we sneak in and figure out how we can get in the basement. The Cheat's awesome cheating mechanisms can help out. Or my Grabboarm if needed. Then we'll be rollin in money, man! Millions, I tell you! MILLIONS! Fskffmfdmillions.... Ok, enough of that. I'll just have to email Teh C. and Graw Mad (somehow) today, and we'll go out tonight. Sorry I gotta end his one a little early, but I gotta start planing! |
| 31. Outside-ness - February 22, 2006; 6:13 PM |
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Current mood: weirded out! Current tunes: Homsar's screaming...stuck in my freakin head! Oh...man. I'm bushed. Here's what the crap happened. I decided that I've been having too much trouble and several The Cheatings in my life so I decided to go outside for a change. That's when the trouble started... I started by going the Bubs'. I was looking for a 6-pack of Coldson Lites and he didn't have any. Either way, I figured out I was broke. Then, Mini-Homestar (Homsar) broke in, hit me on the head, stole his hat from the counter, and ran off. I had a MAJOR headache and wanted to get out of the way of Weirdo's buisness, so I ran off as Bubs sank into his basement. Then, determined to get out of the way of Shorty McBowlerhat...man. I went to StrongBadia for some peace, quiet, and old, not-even-opened Cold Ones behind the fence. So as I said "Yo" to the Tire, carelessly left where he always is, I went behind the fence. Only to figure out that Coach Z was takin a leak! A ran away, discusted, to find somewhere a little less yellow, if you know what I mean. Then I went to The Stick. Where I know I'll get some peace and quiet. Then, as you would've expected, Homsar Weirdo wobbled over with an IPod and yelling something about peach cream and daisies. I ran away and then went inside and went to sleep. So that's where I am now. I need something to flush Homsar out of my head. So I'll just walk away and...do something. |
