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Current mood: surprised

Current tunes: "Gary Palaroncini on The Cheatar!", Gary Palaroncini

I can't believe this old thing is still here! Man! Wow! (which is apperantly the title for this entry) If I were to somehow...magically type every single thing that happened in the past 4 or so months, I would excede the memory on my hard drive, man. Translated for the *ahem* technology impaired: TOO MANY THINGS HAPPENED IN THE PAST FOUR MONTHS.

Now that everyone's on the same page...of my blog, let's recap. I watched TV for several hours on end, and added some, if not too much, critisism to every channel. Then I...forgot what I did at that moment. Crap! It's been too long! Well, you know what I say, "Times flies whan you're making fun of public television shows!" Actually I just made that up. Where was I? Oh, right! So I gave The Cheat a bath and he got my Lappy all wet and I didn't have internet access for the next 3 weeks until I convinced The Cheat to call Tech Support. The End.

Time for what happened today. I was looking around the internet until I got an email. It said, and I quote:

torcoolguy78,
It has been 4 months since you
last logged on to your blog.
You have 2 weeks to log onto
your account or it will be deleted.

The NearlyFree Blogsites.com Team

And then I remembered "Oh crap! I need to update my freakin blog!" So I did. Right now. At this moment. So, there you go. A sum up of what happened in the past 4 months. Bye. Mmmm...burgers.

Current mood: meh

Current tunes: "Waddya Know, Haddi Man?", Homsar (a-jibbalay jibbalay!)

Today it's raining, and windy. RIGHT after we rake up all those leaves, the wind just blows it away! Great! Now we have to rake them again. Well, we get more money...Aaaanyways, I noticed Mad of Graw...erson, has a blog now. Like I said a while ago, he hit the internet like a flaming sack of crap!

Strong Mad sat on The Cheat today, I ordered Not-Strong Dumpinton to give him a bath, then to sleep in the bathtub tonight. The Cheat smells like Strong Mad butt now, and he's refusing to take a bath. But I locked the door, so he can't get outfkdsfk;skCFAsAOKF...nevermind. I forgot, he's not as dumb as a dog.

Dumpy is locking himself in the bathtub, I think I'll give him one less punch for doing what I said. NOT! Now it's my intention to sit down and watch TV for several hours on end. Oh, wait, I already am. So, I'll log off now to watch TV...just not this dumb kids show.

Current mood: cold

Current tunes: What's there to listen to?

Alright, I'm outside now, watching the others rake the leaves for other people for 5 bucks an hour. I handle the money, Graw Mad rakes, Cheesey rakes, and I don't. We've been doing that for the past days, and breaking out our winter clothing. Speaking of Graw Mad, he sent me this yesterday:

I gotta tell ya, this is pretty good. But the coloring is....pretendus. I mean, he could've done better, but it's good enough.

We already raked Homestar's and Marzi's house, and made a total of 20 bucks throughout the week. Pretty good for first week. And Homestar offered double to help open his jar of Fluffy Puff Mayo. That stuff is gross. We gotta go to Bubs' now, I'll fill you in on the details later.

Current mood: wiped

Current tunes: "The Cheat is Not Dead", Strong Bad

Yeah, that's right. The website's surver was down for some weird reason, and we had to BUILD a driveway for the car. Homestar is still on his trip, though the space mutant we met before on a SBASAF mission looked fermiliar...Anyways, everyone's tired from the trip and the driveway, so we played some Trogdor and hit the hay, or couch, or...whatever. Now we got up after like 2 hours of catch-up sleep, and now Strong Sad is in the "Closet of Impending Doom", The Cheat is playing video games, and Graw Mad is...doing something.

Bubs went back to his stand, giving it an upgrade to a bigger basement(I never go down there...) with all the money he got at auctions. We don't really have much to do right now, except laying down and watching TV and video games. Man, this is the life...Alright, for my final thought, I'm not going to ask for comments. I'll beg for comments. So...yeah. There, I begged...seriously. I'm gonna go take a nap noooww...edfghjfdghggggggggggggggg gggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Current mood: blah..

Current tunes: "Crazy Frog"(just cause I got it stuck in my head)

Now we're in the car with all our stuff in the back, and me in the back seat. I think it's better back here, cause I can lay down and type on the Lappy. And maybe get some Cold Ones in the cooler from time to time. Bubs made $435 dollars from the auctions he was in, and Strong Sad payed for the hotel cause we stole his wallet.

I'm starting on that book 'o nicknames. So far for Homestar I got: Dumpface, Dumbweiner, Crapface, Weirdo, Undabite, Marshieman...I got some others, but if I said them, I'd be banned from the blogsite. So I'll just say this: Star, star, star, star. Shift+8. Fudge. Shidockie Mushrooms. That's better. I bet they won't get what the crap I was saying.

And now, one more thing. MORE COMMENTS, PLEASE!

Current mood: All awexomed up

Current tunes: "NITE MAMAS", Limozeen

Stupid blog site's server...Now today is the last day I'll be out. Tomorrow I'll start headin home(which really sucks). Great, my Non-Homestar week is over. I might do it another time. But I think Homestar should take that sticky star and shove it up his-

I just got an email. The email that will encourage me to go home. Homestar is going on a world-wide trip/date with Marzipan. Now I don't hqave to worry about the Dumpface II. Awesome. No, not awesome, a new grade of awesome...ations. That is AWEXOME!!! I'm gonna tell the others!

Ok, Bubs is gonna go get packed and so am I. So is Cheatasaurus Rex. And Graw Mad. Oh man! I gotta write a little book with nicknames I made for every one! That's a great idea! I'll name it: Strong Bad's Awesome Nicknames and Clever Put-Downs, By Strong "Professor Tor Coolguy" Bad. Yeah, I gotta write that...Oh well! Time to pack!

Current mood: -__-, and not a word to describe it

Current tunes: WSBD "Smooth and Smarmy"

Man, this is a great vacation. Strong Mad and I have been having a great time just hangin out in the hotel room, while The Cheat hangs out with...hot...cheats, and Bubs is makin a killing at the auctions. Uh-when I say "killin", I don't mean, "dead peoples", I mean alotta money...But anyways, we went to Six Stars today, and went on "Snaky Woman" twice.

The Cheat had to go on kiddy rides, at least until Bubs bribed the people there to let The Cheats to go on any rides their owner can. But then I noticed the lurking horrors...Homestar can email me. GREAT. JUST. FRIGGIN. GREAT. I got hypnotized to the TV for like, a half an hour since I posted whatever I said before. I gotta go block Homestar from my Buddy Idiot List.

Current mood: ready to tackle the day

Current tunes: "Bohemian Rhapsody(rock part)", Queen

We got to our hotel at, like, 3 am this morning. Now we're at Jumby Antaroni's Outta-Ink Giant Pen resort. I'm sure glad that I packed my portible charger, or I won't be able to tell ya anything! The Cheat is out at the Cheat pool swimming like a maniac, Strong Mad's with me watching some football in the hotel room, and Bubs is out selling his "crazy crap" to all the peoples at the auction. I can't belive how big this hotel is! It's like those ones in Pennsilvania that you buy a room for someone's wedding or something!

This football game's getting exciting. The Robbers are about to get trashed by the Fairly Oversized People. I wonder how Gron Sad's doing. I bet he's just sitting at his computer counting the pixels on his screen. I better go get some Coldson Lites. I'm friggin thirsty!

Current mood: calm, cool, and cold-oned

Current tunes: some song I got stuck in my head at the beach.

One excuse reason why I couldn't update my blog is that we went to The Beach yesterday and the day before. Yeah, we decided to take a break from emails and Homestar and uhh...Homestar. So we decided to go on a little holiday. None of us has a car, so we rented one. I donno where The Cheat got $500! And I donno where Strong Sad's $500 went, either!

We're gonna stop by Cruckscrew Bend's Fairly Oversized Elbow Macaroni for a pit stop and some food for the road. Good thing the car we got has a TV in it! Whoh! The Cheat just got enough money that we stole from the toll booth to buy this car! Awesome! Now we own a car! Graw Mad is driving, cause he is the only one with a licence.

The Cheat and I are in the back cause that's where the TV and the cooler are. And for some reason, Bubs came along to help us with money hagglin'. And he has his Robubs to take care of the stand for him. Yep, I think this'll be a great vacation.

Current mood: energetic

Current tunes: that "Sleepytime" song on YCOM

Ok, now I can give a better explanation. Apperantly, everyone was forcing me to get rushed so I can do my usual stuff instead of worrying about The Cheat. Except Sad of Not-Strong, he's just a baby. Graw Mad is sleeping with The Cheat, strange friends they are. I stole some ice cream sandwitches from the store the other day. It was great.

Oh, yeah. A little message about My Webpage, the "long haired freaky cheat" pic was baffeling every single obsessed fan to date. So I just told them, "Right click, Properties, Address", because the URL is "oh, just nothing.jpg". HOW STUPID COULD PEOPLE GET?! Tell me that!