| Skub's Ultimate Poorbt
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| Hi, Professor Skub again, recently transferred to the Lava Zone (and boy are my arms tired!). After previously creating a high-class enemy out of a low-class model, it looks like somebody took interest in me and now wants me to work for them. Like, permanently. I don't get it, but whatever gets me that sweet 20X6 moolah! This time around, they want me to work with a Poorbt, the big boss' catchall minion, apparently. Said they want a "Poorbt deserving of the title of general". Whatever, I think that means "put guns on it" so I might as well!
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| Lackey Poorbt
| I picked this guy out of thousands, and honestly? They're all alike, I swear. They all share the same physical build steel alloy chassis, heat-sensing visor, single launchable fist (which does not return back) and oddly enough, they all share the same sense of work ethic. Always walking to and fro, always willing to do manual labor for nothing... whoever's running this has a good idea of what they're doing!
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| Grunt Poorbt
| Basically, this entailed putting neat boots and gloves on a lackey. With this upgrade, however, came not only a change in its physical stature, but a change in its programming: the Grunt is dedicated mostly to bossing around other lackeys, though (like the lackeys) it also has a launchable fist. This fist, however, can return to the grunt after firing. It's well worth the time and effort of putting a tracker device in it!
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| Soldier Poorbt
| Okay, in hindsight, shooting one's fist isn't generally the greatest mode of attack. That's why I fitted the Soldier with a buster cannon that fires white-hot plasma! It's ingenious, really; I don't know why nobody else figured to put this kind of stuff on a robot! Not only that, but I added a chest plate, with a small gem embedded in it (a sort of third eye that tracks movement behind walls and such). I'm proud of this work, of course... though Saargtsson thinks otherwise. He thinks I can still improve, eh?
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| General Poorbt
| I'm pretty sure this is the best thing I've ever made. This or the TurboJuicer, either or. Anyhow, specs! The General possesses the capabilities of a soldier and more; his buster cannon has been upgraded so that it can fire larger charged shots, as well as an array of different shots that can be triggered by inserting special modules into the cannon itself. It also now possesses the ability to harness ambient electricity to its advantage it collects the energy from the atmosphere around it, stores it in its body, and WHAM! It can discharge it from its body, shocking anything around it! It's dangerous, but effective!
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Well, I've finished upgrading a lowly lackey into a powerful general, and I must say that Saargtsson looks impressed with my progress. One look and he was sold! "Can you make me any more," he asked! I think I've finally got it made...!
- Prof. Skub
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