Other Character Email The Wheelchair/year and a half/Commentary

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JERM: So this is the commentary for year and a half, which is a pretty bad title, in my opinion. It starts with King Snailbert receiving his mail.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: To begin I-I must ask: What kind of name is Snailbert??

JERM: A name I made up in two seconds that fulfills its task. Snail + (some sort of suffix) = King Snailbert!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Um yeah. Soooo..... he gets bills....sent by Bill apparently. Nice word play.

JERM: That messenger sure seems to be happy about a letter that's all black and is most likely laced with anthrax!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Anthrax...just that. Wait the Wheelchair is here! Hooray!!!

JERM: I really don't understand why Mr. E would be an idiot and try to poison King Snailbert and also sending him an important letter, but meh. Oh, and here comes teh virus email!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Who do you think sent this? {Quietly} Because it was not me! {Regular voice} Well?

JERM: No, it was King Snailbert, getting revenge! Oh, how dumbfounded he must be that his virus got blocked!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: D-do you think Wheely has Mcafe?

JERM: What's that, a powerful virus blocker? Yeah, probably, 'cause it blocked one heckuva virus.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Well yeah, but it is annoying like crap! It would not let me play sims! And if you leave it awhile, it thinks itself is a virus!

JERM: Wow, that stinks. Anyways, I think The Wheelchair's plan of reverse physchology is really dumb.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: You like your snails a lot.

JERM: No, I just drew a picture of a snail once and later decided to incorporate it as a character, and then later expanded on said idea.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Cool. I don't wanna eat snails. Mr. E does, but do you?!

JERM: No way. Also, I find it hard to believe that there's a one and a half year gap between seven or eight emails.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Thats kinda weird. This is not your best email though.

JERM: Yeah, but I like this next part. The Wheelchair says "It's not like we can walk out the front door and know where to go" and there's a sign telling them where to go! {fake laugh} Ha! That's hilarious!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: {Sarcastically} Yeah, ingenious. {Normally} The thing is, I think Wheelchair knos That the sign is there, but he feels like acting stupid.

JERM: Yes, but I don't know why you knos why you said knows like that. AnyJiengWei, here we have some of The Wheelchair's stupid flashbacks.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: My favourite flashback ever is in friends where Joey flashbacks to when he put the Thanksgiving turkey on his head!

JERM: That's...quite random, and...Ha! You wrote favourite! You must be from Europe! Er...anyways, here come the three random horses, a very bad but reocurring running gag...of some sort.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Whats wrong with being British??

JERM: Nothing, nothing. Nevermind anything I say. And here comes another flashback. Apparently The Wheelchair has an iPod.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: I do too! I listen to um... Can I say?

JERM: Er...why not? KARATE iPOD!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Dragonforce, Slash, TMBG, Lazlo Bane and Green day.

JERM: Hmm...I've only heard of two of those. Well, anyways, here comes the dark cave scene where people crash into walls!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: A bit like my school, eh?

JERM: So your school has a flower in it who guides you to your doom?

STRONG INTELLIGENT: If flower is Mr. Jones and doom is bad education, then yes.

JERM: And what's with this follow Mr. Flower single file? He's seeming a lot like a teacher now.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Oh my gad! Mrs. Cream is exactly like that!

JERM: And here's something...Mr. Flower is too lazy for photosynthesis! He eats bugs instead!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Your Flower is all of my teachers merged into one. And ALL teachers eat bugs.

JERM: And here we have The Wheelchair captured...really easily.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Captured like a bug.

JERM: Eep! George's laugh creeps me out!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: JIBBELY JIBBELY JIBNEY JIBBELY!!!!!!!!

JERM: Wow, George gets really angry about being in a cage for a year and a half. I wonder what Mr. E fed him...

STRONG INTELLIGENT: The opposite of snails: Frogs legs.

JERM: No, I think the opposite of snails is a non-existing elephant's tusk. But whatever. And here's Mr. E, revealing his cliché plans!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Actually, it's original because it's usually piranhas.

JERM: Well, sharks are pretty common too. Sharks with laser beams on their heads aren't, though.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Guess you watch alot of Indiana Jones eh?

JERM: No, that's more like Austin Powers. But here goes Mr. E releasing everyone else for no reason other than to keep his identity a secret.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: I bet you don't know my identities.

JERM: No, and I suggest not revealing it in case you want to live. EEP!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Good.

JERM: And now Mr. E walks away like a fool. Ha!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: {Laughs} He's stupid. Finish yer evil plan mate!

JERM: And heeeeeeere's George!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: I never watched The Shining. I read about it on wikipedia.

JERM: I've never either. Did I just reference to it or something?

STRONG INTELLIGENT: heeeeeeeeres George! is a reference to Heeeeeeeeres Jonny!

JERM: Right. And...that ebil George just diabled virus blocker!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: I feel like serving George with garlic butter.

JERM: Yeah, I find it creepy that George suggested he was gonna eat other snails.

STRONG INTELIGENT: {As Hiccup} Ooh, yummy! {Ordinary} So this email's nearly over now.

JERM: Yay for The Paper!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: I prefer new paper.