Other Character Email The Wheelchair/worm catching/Commentary
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JERM: All righty then, this is the one where The Wheelchair tries to catch The Worm simply because an email said so.
THE WORM: Yep, unfortunately, he misread it, 'cause it actually asked if he could eat me. Of course, he would never do that.
JERM: Uh...no, he probably would eat you. And...wait...was that a crappy Steve Irwin reference? This better have came out before he died or else I'd have no respect for the dead!
THE WORM: Whatever. Anyway, I wanted to do this commentary because this email was my big break. I was finally more than just a minor character. The emails were focusing more on The Wheelchair and Eh! Steve!, so I begged you to make an email for me, and you agreed. Speaking of that, here I am right now!
JERM: Yeah, with Sherlock and The Wheelchair both grabbing you. What's with Sherlock, anyway? Like, why is he always trying to eat you?
THE WORM: I don't know. It's like, worms are a cowcopter's delicacy. Like with Tom and Jerry and Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner. It's just what they do.
JERM: And here comes the random flying rocks!
THE WORM: Yeah, and-oh! I forgot how strange I talked before I got those speaking lessons.
JERM: So streenge. Teelking leek thees. Whee for so many E's!
THE WORM: Yeah, that sounds nothing like I did. I did not replace every vowel with an e. Just some, like "am" as "eem". Or something like that. Oh, look! He's trying to catch me again!
JERM: Yeah...the way he's doing it seems to be high-tech. How'd he afford that?
THE WORM: He didn't buy it. He took it from the second email.
JERM: Oh, look, herboshebalocomo. This is where that phrase started...I think. Right?
THE WORM: I don't know. I'm sure he said that before, but I don't remember which email.
JERM: Hey, look, they got The Worm!
THE WORM: You know, I'm right here. Oh, Sherlock said herboshebalocomo again.
JERM: Well, no, you're The Worm in the future. I'm talking about The Worm in the past. Anyways, you didn't even know what herboshebalocomo meant back then.
THE WORM: Well, we're both the same worm. I still don't know what herboshebalocomo means.
JERM: You don't know, I don't know, we all don't know. Anyways, here comes the awesome part where Sherlock eats you!
THE WORM: Yeah, wait, what?! That did not happen! Hey, where did Sherlock learn Spanish?
JERM: That's...really bad Spanish. But he prolly learned by going to McDonald's. They put worms in their food now, you know.
THE WORM: Yuck! How could something so good be so bad?
JERM: Hey, it's McDonald's. It makes (some) people fat. Oh, and here's where it begins to get random.
THE WORM: See? I told you he would never let anyone eat me!
JERM: I'm finding it hard to tell what's going on. Something about...gorillas?
THE WORM: A big gorilla.
JERM: Yeah, one that picks up The Wheelchair and tosses you to Sherlock. Eep.
THE WORM: And where did Sherlock get that fork and knife from?
JERM: From the silverware store, of course!
THE WORM: Of course. Oh, look! Eh! Steve to the rescue.
JERM: I wonder how he learned to say pink fuzzy bunnies...?
THE WORM: Probably someone that hates The Wheelchair.
JERM: Woah, a foreshadow of Mr. E, maybe? Woo...retcon! And...WAH! A scene missing sign! What is this! 1936?
THE WORM: Well, at least I was taking karate lessons at the time. And Eh! Steve just creeped me out.
JERM: Wah, worms taste like Eh Steve's favorite food?
THE WORM: I hope not. And The Wheelchair is acting like such a kid. Or copycat.
JERM: Hey, it's for money. I'd do that too if I thought I had at least a .1% chance of getting one if I said that.
