Other Character Email The Wheelchair/cooking show/Commentary
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HOMESTAR: Yay! Hey Jerm!
JERM: It's JeRM you know. How...are you even existing in this commentary anyway?
HOMESTAR: Strong Bah sent me here for bad beehives.
JERM: Well, you can probably relate to the email of this email: He's asking how The Wheelchair eats and picks up stuff without arms!...and then it goes into a cooking show randomly.
HOMESTAR: What are you talking about? I have arms!
JERM: Invisible ones, though. And shhhhhh...The Wheelchair's Cooking Show for Cooking is starting!
HOMESTAR: Don't say cooking or Marz-
MARZIPAN: Whats going on?
JERM: Oh nothing. The Wheelchair is just adding four cups of sugar to a cake. I just realized that...that isn't an extreme amount. Extreme would be four gallons of sugar. Mmmmmmm...
HOMESTAR: Right. I like cakes. Their full of those artificial goodies.
JERM: Oh, nevermind. He actually has 10 cups of sugar in there. And egg shells.
HOMESTAR: Those are taaaaaaasty.
JERM: I know, right? Anyways, did he just put a glass bowl into an oven? Isn't that a bit dangerous?
HOMESTAR: You get...{Singing} BROKEN GLASS, BROKEN GLASS, BROKEN GLASS BROKEN GLASS!
JERM: Nice...um...song.... Do you have one for touching a hot metal bowl with your bare invisible hands?
HOMESTAR: You know I do. Sing it.
JERM: ...No thanks. And wow, look at all that steam!
HOMESTAR: {Simultaneously} Go on. Siiiiing it. I'll start you off!
JERM: {singing off-key) TOuCHiNG a HOT BOwL WITH MY HaNDS AND IT HURtS!
HOMESTAR: Yay!
JERM: All right, and now here's the extermely hard cake. Or the extremely weak knife.
HOMESTAR: Like the one Stong Bah carries.
JERM: Look, he smashed the cake into bits, releasing some sort of sugar gas!
HOMESTAR: That is really tasty and deliciously poisioness!
JERM: Yay! Sugarsmoke cake. I'm probably gonna try making this one day...And make my oven explode. Anyways, I find it strange how people can actually like Sugarsmoke cake. And apparently The Wheelchair has a manager...somehow.
HOMESTAR: Who sounds just like me! And now they're saying my catchprase: sveet.
JERM: Sveet. Anyways, here starts the show. Who chose what to do for this episode, anyway? You or The Wheelchair?
HOMESTAR: I do nothing but eat the final result.
JERM: Right. Did bananas, garlic bread, salt, and sugar taste good together?
HOMESTAR: I dunno. You try it.
JERM: What? NO!! I don't want to die...yet. And I love how The Wheelchair seems to be making this up as he goes along.
HOMESTAR: Like my creators existance, and you.
JERM: Yeah, making stuff up as I go along is fun! Anyway, here are, trying something that probably isn't The Wheelchair's original mix due to you liking it.
