Other Character Email Tampo/bomb squad/Bargain

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TAMPO: {yelling} Wait a sec, Saargtsson! I'm busy at the moment!

SAARGTSSON: {yelling back} Fffine, but be quick!

TAMPO: Okay... uh...

BRODY: ...Email-o was his name-o?

TAMPO: Eh... just bring up an email, Stlunko.

{Stlunko brings up an email and Tampo reads it out loud.}

CSS:/> openmail: URGENT!

Dear Tampo, Brody and Stlunko
Look out! There's a bomb in Saargtssons lair!
Sombody's trying to kill Saargtsson!
The good Zyves

TAMPO: Uhh... Stlunko, is this legit?

STLUNKO: It was really sent by Zyves, but that is all I can verify.

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a> "We better go warn Saargtsson then."
b> "Scan the location of that bomb, Stlunko! We have to deactivate it."
c> "Kill Saargtsson? Cool. Let's get out of here."