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Not Quite So Tampo Email #2: "Tampo Meets the Mooninites"
Summary: This isn't just a fic. It's a full-blown not quite Tampo Email!
Author: Mr. Cradgage
Cast (in order of appearance): Tampo, Brody, Stlunko, Ignignokt, Err, The Gorgatron
Places: Computer Room, The Moon (outside), Gorgatron's Kitchen
Length: 52 Lines
Date: July 22, 2005
Transcript
TAMPO: Email!!!!!!liamE
Dear Tampo, You live on the moon, right? Have you ever seen the Mooninites? Who live on the moon. Where you live. -Mr. Cradgage a.k.a - the person plotting revenge on you for launching those holographic nukes.
TAMPO: First of all, I'm sorry I shot you with fake nukes! I didn't think you'd take it that seriously! Jeez! Ayway, no. We have never seen any Mooninites. Let's find some!
STLUNKO: I do not know. What if they are huge, monsterous, and blood-thirsty?
TAMPO: SuperCom, what are Mooninites?
SUPERCOM: Mooninites:Weak 2-Dimentional creatures that live on the moon.
TAMPO: See? Nothing to be afraid of. Let's go!
{Cut to the outside of the Moon. They walk/float until they find Mooninites.}
TAMPO: Hel-lo M-oo-nin-ites. I am Tam-po. Who are you?
IGNIGNOKT: We aren't retarded!
TAMPO: You speak english?
ERR: Shut up before I break your face, {bleep}!
BRODY: No need to swear! We just--
ERR: We have every {bleep} right to {bleep} swear, you little {bleep}!
BRODY: {to Tampo} Other than the swearing, why should we care about these guys?
IGNIGNOKT: This is why you should care! Mooninites duplicate obliterate and you-nialate!
{They both multiply and attach to each mooninite to form the quad-glacier...a huge gun.}
TAMPO: Woah! I thought the SuperCom said they were weak!
STLUNKO: I guess it was wrong!
IGNIGNOKT: Prepare to die!
{They shoot a large square block ten time the trio's size. It is not moving.}
BRODY: {to Tampo} Like I said, why should we care about these guys?
IGNIGNOKT: {holds a small gun up to Brody's head.} This is why you should care! {fires and Brody disappears}
TAMPO: Where did Brody go?
IGNIGNOKT: {hold gun against Tampo's head} Shut up!
{Tampo fires lasers at them.}
IGNIGNOKT: {while running away} We have to get to the...garage sale.
STLUNKO: Where is Brody?
TAMPO: Let's find him.
{Cut to Brody on a frying pan}
BRODY: Ugh...where am I?
{Zoom out to see that The Gorgatron is beggining to put Brody in an oven.}
BRODY: Oh god, no!
{Brody begins kicking the Gorgatron in the face, which enrages it. They begin fighting like crazy. Then Tampo and Stlunko come in}
TAMPO: What happened?
BRODY: I was almost this guy's lunch!
{Tampo and Stlunko begin attacking the Gorgatron. In the end, they end up winning.}
TAMPO: Let's go before he gets up!
{They leave. Cut to the SuperCom.}
TAMPO: Well, never ask us to see the Mooninites again! Ever! Plever! Jever! Jevery! Jibivery! JIBNEY!!! {babbling incoherently while spinning}
{A pop up appears saying: "Click Here to email Tampo."}
