Other Character Email Tampo/Fan Emails/Aruseus
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Tampo Fan E-mail #47 1/2: "Aruseus"
Summary: Tampo, Brody, and Stlunko return to the Present Day to meet Aruseus.
Author: Cyrus
Cast (in order of appearance) Tampo, Brody, Stlunko, Tampbot, Brodroid, Stlunko 2.0, Aruseus
Places: The Boss Trio's dormitory, Aruseus' Computer Room
Length:
Date: June 16th, 2007
Transcript
{Cut to The Boss Trio's place, they are getting ready to check an email.}
TAMPO: This, my friends, is email.
BRODY: We know.
STLUNKO: Affirmative.
TAMPO: I know you know. Just open the dang email, Stlunko.
STLUNKO: I will.
{Stlunko opens an e-mail.}
subjct: AruseusDear Tampo, Brody and Stlunko,
Do you know Aruseus? That white fox/horse/deer/whatever thing who
also seems to have a successful show? If so, I want you to go to 2007 and visit him
for...um...some reason.
-Pat B. Quiggly, AZ
BRODY: 2007? We haven't been to the present times in 2 full years! Last time we went was to get those marbles...or was it to kill Strong Bad?
STLUNKO: Negatory. We did not actually kill Strong Bad, it was a simulation.
BRODY: Thanks, Stlunko.
{Stlunko begins typing}
TAMPO: Yes, we will go, Patby. We'll meet this Aruseus guy.
{Stlunko stops typing}
BRODY: We better ask Saargtsson first.
TAMPO: Nah, I'll just activate the newly built Tampbot, Brodroid, and Stlunko 2.0.
BRODY: Wha?!?
TAMPO: Umm...robot variations of ourselves.
BRODY: Ok.
{The three walk out, as the three robots walk in. Tampbot and Brodroid look like robotic versions of Tampo and Brody, Stlunko 2.0 doesn't look different from the original Stlunko.}
TAMPBOT: {in a robotic Tampo voice} We must obey the masters.
BRODROID: {in a robotic Brody voice} Affirmative.
{Cut to Aruseus' Room, Aruseus is checking an email}
ARUSEUS: Alright. Here cometh an email-
{A white flash is seen, as the Boss Trio appears next to Aruseus}
ARUSEUS: WHOA! Who the crap are you three? Wait a sec...I saw two of you testing my game back in email 12!
STLUNKO: I think he means you and me, Tampo.
ARUSEUS: But...what's with the oversized hen?
BRODY: I'm a BOY!
ARUSEUS: Oh. Well, why are you three here?
TAMPO: It was requested in an email.
ARUSEUS: Oh.
STLUNKO: We would like to watch you check an email, I suppose.
BRODY: Yeah! You almost rank to us.
ARUSEUS: How much emails have you gotten?
TAMPO: 47.
ARUSEUS: 39. Ok. This is an email checked by me.
Hello Aruseus. You have 1 new email.
ARUSEUS: Bring it on.
Subject:the brain, chicken, and robotDear Aruseus,
Do you know Tampo, Brody, and Stlunko? The three guys who
also seems to have a successful show? If so, I want you to go to 20X6 and visit them
for...um...some reason.
-Benny P. Webly, AZ
ARUSEUS: {typing} Well, I-
TAMPO: WHAT THE CRAP!? We got this email requesting to visit you! Step aside.
{Brody kicks Aruseus out of the chair}
ARUSEUS: Hey!
{Stlunko rolls up to the computer and starts typing}
TAMPO: Look, buddy. You don't want to confuse Tampo and my pals here, or you are in for a world of hurt. SEND!
{Stlunko hits a key and the email disappears. Tampo shoots a laserball at the screen and it fills with static.}
ARUSEUS: Dang! Why'd you do that?
{The boss Trio disappears in a flash, Cut back to Tampo's computer, the "Email Tampo pop-up appears}
Fun Facts
- The emails mentioned were Tampomail: apocolypse and Tampomail: marbles.
- This obviosly takes place after plates, as the A-Tech's screen is static in different body.
