Other Character Email Tampo/DVD/Old Email Raps

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Tampo Email DVD: "Old Email Raps"

Summary: A clip show of all Tampo's old email raps that played on the email selection menu in chronological order up to Email #30. Three rejected email raps are included at the end.

Cast (in order of appearance): Tampo, Brody, Stlunko

Places: Plasma 2000 Computer Room, SuperCom Computer Room

Date: October 30, 2005

Length: 23 Lines

Transcript

{Tampo is in front of the Plasma 2000, with Brody and Stlunko nearby.}

TAMPO: {singing} Send me an email, and I won't come to kill you.

{Cut to Tampo, who is alone in front of the Plasma 2000.}

TAMPO: Emails today are sooooo overrated.

{We cut to the broken Plasma, which is fizzing and blinking and such. Nobody is in this scene. After five seconds, the scene ends. We cut to Tampo alone in front of the SuperCom.}

TAMPO: I'm answerin' emails on the MOOOOOOOOON!!!

{We cut to the boss trio at the SuperCom.}

BRODY: {singing} NEB-1, Stinkoman, Saargtsson!

TAMPO: {singing} Even with all these enemies, we're still number 1!

{Cut to another scene with the three bosses at the SuperCom.}

BRODY: {singing} Emailin' in our warehouse, which is so big and strong.

TAMPO: {singing} With all our loyal minions, what could possibly go wrong?

{Cut to Tampo and Brody in front of the Plasma 2000. The following email raps were rejected.}

BRODY: {singing} Oh, we are so awesome, don't you agree?

TAMPO: {singing} Watch all my stuff, and then email me!

{Cut to Stlunko at the SuperCom alone.}

STLUNKO: I finally get to do an email rap. {pause} I stink at rapping.

{Cut to the boss trio at the SuperCom.}

TAMPO: Ready, guys?

{Brody nods.}

ALL THREE: {as loud as they can} EEEEEEE-MAAAAIIIILLLL!!!!!

{Cut.}

Fun Facts

The first email rap refers to both Tampo's old "villian" role as well as my desire for people to email him.
The second one was Joshua expressing that email shows aren't that big of a deal.
The third email rap refers to the destruction that occured to the Robot Warehouse in "future."
The fourth one refers to the recent attacks of NEB-1 and Saargtsson, as well as Stinkoman saving 1-Up.
The fifth one mocked how the boss trio was so nieve to a revolution forming amoungst their ranks.
The "rejected" email raps aren't real. Joshua just made them up.