Other Character Email Pan Pan/Tai Chi/Easter Egg1

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Easter Egg 1

{Cut to Stinkoman running out of Stinkoman HQ.}

STINKOMAN: Hey! I heard some screaming! If it's you, you'd better not have electrocuted yourself on my ship again!

{Stinkoman runs to the courtyard, where there's a bruised and unconscious Cheatball and Pan Pan's wooden sword on the ground.}

STINKOMAN: Hoo-hwah?!? What the crap happened here? Who did this to Cheatball? Who? Who beat him up and didn't leave him to explode in your face so he can somehow come back and do it again?

{1-Up walks onscreen with a blackened face. Most of his hat's blown off.}

1-UP: Hey Stinkoman! Guess what? It took several explosions in the face, but I think I finally did won my challenge against Cheatball! Does that mean I can be the Guy too?

{Stinkoman gets an angry look. Then he begins to charge his fists.}