Other Character Email Gunhaver/Favorites/Foxface
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Summary
Is Foxface good enough to be Gunhaver's favorite Cheat Commando?
Cast (in order of appearance): Gunhaver, Foxface, Jewel, Alpha Stan
Lines: 46
Transcript
{Cut to Gunhaver at the Wall of Favorites.}
GUNHAVER: Of course! Foxface is my favorite Cheat Commando! Although she's not one of the guys and goes shopping a lot, she's my girlfriend, so she HAS to be my favorite! Screw the others, like Arrowhaver or Silent Rip!
{Cut to Foxface in a make-up room, putting on make-up in front of a mirror. Gunhaver comes.}
GUNHAVER: Hey Foxface, my favorite Cheat Commando of all time!
FOXFACE: Weren't you supposed to call me "My sweet?" I mean, favorite Cheat Commando of all time is more appropriate to males.
GUNHAVER: Sorry favorite Cheat Com... I mean, my sweet. {shudders}
FOXFACE: I sensed that shudder! You can't hide anything resentful from me!
GUNHAVER: Jeez! Sorry my sweet! I just want you to know you're...
FOXFACE: Do remember that I'm not one of the guys. I'm better.
GUNHAVER: Look, let's just cut to the chase. What are you going to do today?
FOXFACE: Well, I am going to go shopping at the mall. You can come along.
GUNHAVER: All right fav... er... my sweet.
{Cut to the mall, where Gunhaver and Foxface are walking.}
GUNHAVER: So what do you want to buy?
FOXFACE: Um, how about... one of everything in this mall?
GUNHAVER: Well, I guess that's possible, since we can always use Reynold's credit card that we stole from him.
FOXFACE: Then how about we buy ten of everything in the mall?
GUNHAVER: Okay, I guess we can always use Reynold's credit card.
FOXFACE: You know, you're no fun at all.
GUNHAVER: How so?
FOXFACE: Well, you're supposed to be surprised when I say I want ten of everything in the mall.
GUNHAVER: All right. {gasps} Ten of everything in the mall??? That's torture!
FOXFACE: You know? That was horrible. I hope that this conversation is never said again.
{Cut to a store with clothes. Foxface is constantly throwing chosen clothes into Gunhaver's hands without thinking. Just then, Jewel walks onscreen.}
FOXFACE: Jewel! Glad you're here!
JEWEL: What are you doing?
FOXFACE: I'm shopping and Gunhaver is holding all of the stuff bought.
JEWEL: Neat! Can I shop along too?
FOXFACE: Sure!
{Then both Jewel and Foxface begin to constantly throw chosen clothes into Gunhaver's hands without thinking. Cut to a montage where they do the same thing in different stores. They even throw fish tanks into Gunhaver's hands.}
{Cut to Foxface and Jewel walking down the mall. Gunhaver is carrying hundreds of shopping bags, that his entire body is hidden beneath the bags. Foxface and Jewel don't seem to notice the strain Gunhaver's feeling.}
FOXFACE: And then after this, how about we go to the mall next door? They have tons of more stuff there for us to buy.
JEWEL: Sure! Let's go there right now!
FOXFACE: No, we're not finished buying ten of everything in the mall!
JEWEL: Why not buy twenty of everything in the mall, twice?
FOXFACE: That's a great idea! Let's do that! Except let's buy thirty of everything in the mall three times!
{Suddenly, Gunhaver falls down and all of the shopping bags collapse. Foxface and Jewel notice.}
{Cut to Gunhaver in front of the Alpha 1260. He has bandages on his face.}
GUNHAVER: {typing} Ugh, that was the worst experience I've ever... er... experienced. I may need to have the Cheat Commandos destroy that stupid mall! Foxface is definitely NOT my favorite... like she cares, since she's still my girlfriend.
ALPHA STAN:Click here to email Gunhaver at GEmail.exe
Easter Eggs
- Click on stupid mall to see pictures of Foxface and Jewel buying stuff while Gunhaver is holding all of the stuff and shopping bags.
Fun Facts
- Foxface telling Gunhaver that she wants to buy ten of everything in the mall is based on a FoxTrot issue, where Paige says the same thing to Peter, although Peter asks Paige what she is planning to buy afterwards.
