Imitation Strong Bad E-mails/Inbox
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Imitation Strong Bad E-mails Inbox
Leave e-mails for Imitation Strong Bad here, and who kno\ws, perhaps it will be chosen! Please follow the same formatting as everyone else, and I would prefer if you posted your e-mail at the bottom of the list and updated the e-mail count.
bubbles
Dear, pom pom, why do you burble? Coffee Man
Anything
Dear Mr. Strong Badd, Me, Homsar, and Homestar will do anything you want us to do for a week IF The Cheat will make us a dozen of Cheatcakes every 3 hours. Do you alow this? Of Monks and Men, Hoesta Jack
Computers
Hi Strong Bad! I have an Apple 2, and it's one of my favorite computers next to the one that I have now. If you could choose another computer to replace your Lappy, what would it be? -JAG
all your strong bad
Hey strong bad! You're really cool, I like your new voice! Tirgo
wheee
I like cheeze. LOOLOOLOOLOO! Pshoo! I can be Homsar! Love, fartface.........
snipe hunters
Dear Strong Bad Why don't you take Homestar and Co. on a snipe hunt? ~Swoosh
end
SB, If you found a way to bring the world into a crisis, would you? And if you found a way to destroy the world, would you use it? From, The Creator of Apocalyption
Sweet Cuppin' Cakes
Help Were stuck in Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land Think of a way to get us out Your Long Lost Bro Limoman P.S. For more information see Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Online
time travelling
Dear Strong Bad, This is the obligatory time traveling email. Why don't you go back to the 30s or 60s or whatever to see what your ancestors were like? Your Pal, Palbert
sterrance
Hey Graw Bad, Do you have a Sterrance yet? If so, does he and Teh C. get along well? If so, give them both a pat on the head, a tuna flavored treat and some sage advice. If not, kick 'em both. -Joshble Duece!
cheat commandos
Dear STRONG Bad, What do you think about the Cheat Commados? I think they're definitely worth your time and consideration in answering this email. Rock, rocking on, Sam
cooler
Strong BAD!!! what happened? u used 2 be cool! homestar's WAY cooler than you now! ur ex-fan, Rainer
ressurection
Dear Strong Bad, The Compy has been ressurected by the King of Town. See-e-one, XYZ
long pants parody
Dear Strong Bad, Why wear pants? Creepy pants all the time get some! Maybe parachute, maybe clown care. Some ants toot! Stotheb p.s.(it's pronounced S To The B)
weirded out
Dea Strong Stupid,., U R crappy! And i just found out that STRONG SAD IS GOING TO BE KING OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!! TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!! along with The Goblin, who is Queen fer some reason. Okay bye i have to get a tux Not loving, MORGEN-LOFER and his pet iceberg,SKIMML
wrestling
Strong Baad. if you're a restleman, Why don't you wrestle at all? -thatkidsam
ill
Yo StrongBad! Has Marzipan ever had a cold has anyone had a cold the hero, Limoman
underwear
Dear Strong Bad, Do you have underwear on? Your pal, The wiggidy weiner
tampo
Dear Super Sam, Can you send Tampo over to my house? And maybe some other bosses? Without killing me? That would be awexome! -Miranda Kikipolio, West Bloomfield, MI
millionaire
Dear Strong Bad, You win the lottery and get a million dollars. What do you do first? Josh
real flashback
Dear Strong Bad, Dude! Is there a Flashback that can describe when you got the cheat? Not a storybook flashback. A real flashback. -Mitchell Smitj, Australia
cold
Dear S ta da B or S ta da S, Do you have a cold or something? It souns like you have a frog in your throat, or you moved to England for a few years and got stuck with the accident. The Mu P.S. See if you can pronounce my name correctly.
brother
Dear Strong Bad, My older brother Armani smells like fish! No, actually, he smells like flowers. That have been rotting for 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 years. Sincerely, Azaria
childhood
Dear Strong Bad, Can you tell us about your childhod? Blah, blah
alarm
Dear Strong Bad, I really think you need to install a burglar alarm in your house. This will keep homestar from breaking in and stealing the spotlight. Since he did so in the last E-Mail I got answered. There was NONE of you in that E-Mail. Bye, Jerome Fish Lake
himsra
Dear Strong Bad if you hate Himsra so much why don't you kill him? Simmie C.
makeing fun
Dear Bad Gab/Strong Bad. Why do you make fun of people's grammar? I mean have you sucken to a new low where the only thing you can do is laugh at TYPING! Man you're a nerd. Sincerely, Someone who dosen't want to reaveal there identity.
strong glad
Dear Strong Bad, Who exactly is Strong Glad? I've heard so much about them, but I don't know who they are. Do you even know? Love, Brittany
vegemite
Dear Imitation Strong Bad, I heaar you are an aussie. If so, what does vegemite taste like? -Dennis Dunjinman, West Bloomfield, MI
immatation universe?
Dear Imitation Strong Bad, Did you know that your universe is controlled by a guy called Super Sam? So, Can you figure out a way to go to the real Homestar Runner Universe? If not, Can you at least tell The Cheat to make a cartoon on the subject? Crapfully Crappy, -Some Strong Guy
more like, crapbadia
Strong Bad, Why come StrongBadia is so bare? Shouldn't it have like a Games Arcade or a Movie Theatre? In it? - Sahm Australia
grow-shrink
Dear Strong Bad, I have just invented the Grow-Shrink machine. With it, you can grow to immense heights and terrorize Homestar and The Cheat, or shrink to tiny sizes and sneak under high-security doors! The Grow-Shrink machine is available as a file in this email, or you can get the physical version, which is at your door right now. Sin studly, Dr. Homsar ''attached: grow-shrink.exe''
chickpeas
Dear Sting Bug, Do you like Chickpeas? I know you like chicks, so why not chickpeas? With many minions at my side, Jeet
ducks
Eh, Storng Bad, Do you like ducks? -Katamario
poop
Dear, Poopybad, I like poop, it's a cool drink, do you like poop, buy some! -Sultn A.K.A Ali (A boy)
evil
Dear StRoNg BaD, Is Strong Sad evil!?!? -Sin-a-cerely, Grabboarm
games
Dear SB Do you like video games? If so what kind? Dolpins
monkeys
STRONG BAD, DO YOU LIKE MONKEYS?! I SURE DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FROM, A GUY WHO LIKES MONKEYS!!!!!
tapioca
Dear Strong Bad. You should rescue Tapioca. She is Marzipan's jungle cousin. Man, she's HOT!!! She hallucinates a lot, though. And all she wears is ragged overalls. Please rescue her so she can go to the circus and make out with Graw Mad. That guy doesn't suck. Unlike Dumpus Mcdoople, with his gray body and cake-hole. --Sincerely, Probably Sushi
im gnona eat yuore cmoptuer!
STRONGBAD! Tihs is homestar and the homestarmy we got to you computer now were gonna eat your meaga bytes and cutout youre email!!S -Homestarmy: Homestar, Painting of a guy with a big knife, Homsar, Strongsad, and Bendetto,
jolly farm
Dear mr. bad, I've gone to live with the children on jolly farm. Good bye forever. Stewie. P.S. I never got a chance to return that sweater The Cheat gave me for Christmas. Umm, I left the receipt on top of my bureau. I'm probably over the thirty day return limit but umm… I'm sure if you make a fuss they'll at least give you a store credit or something. Umm.. It's actually not a horrible sweater. It's... It's just I can't imagine when I would ever wear it you know? Oh I also left a button on the bureau. I'm not sure what it goes to, but I can never bring myself to throw a button away. I know that as soon as I do I'll find the garment it goes to and then it'll… Wait a minute, could it be from the sweater? Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm… Well I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. Again, goodbye forever. P.P.S. You know, it might be a little chilly in London, I'm actually going to take the sweater.
helium
Dear Strong Bad, What do you sound like when you breathe helium? -Josh
robotic stinkoman
How are you Strong Bad! I am a robotic form of Stinkoman. Don't you like my sounds? From E-102
attached e-102sounds.wav
witch one?
What came first? The chicken or the egg? -0000
real deal
Strong Bad, Have you ever met the real Strong Bad? -TheCheese
sucky computer
Dear Strong Bad, Your computer SUCKS! You should get a brand new computer. From, TotalSpaceshipGuy3
no emails
SB, What would you do if you got no emails? Make some up, or do something else? -TheCheese
pbtc
Has the Cheat made any cartoons lately, Strong Bad? -Green Eggs and Cheese
all your base?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME HA HA HA... -CATS
smarter
If you hit Homsar, wouldd he bee smart again? -Dylan T.
backyard
Dear Ess to da Bee, You know, Strongbadia isn't ALL that. Well... maybe it's ALL that to you. ...and Strong Mad. ...and Strong Sad. ...and The Cheat. ...and Homestar. ...and Homsar. ...and Marzipan. ...and the Kay-to da-Oh-Tee. ...and The Poopsmith. ...and Bubs. ...and Coach Zee. ...and Pom Pom. ...which is pretty much everyone. O.K., so it IS all that. But isn't it your backyard or something? I mean, if it's all that, shouldn't it have a theme park? Or a movie theater? Hoping you'll make something awesomer in your backyard, Nick Robinson, FL
wish
S to the B the weee weee weeeeeeeee!!! comma comma comma dot, I just got back from a Cool Tapes Concertera, and I was wondering, why is Marzipan a broom? But thats beside the point! I have 15 questions. If you could have 10 wishes, what would the first one be? What about the 2nd one? You can't forget the 3rd one! Dont forget four...tytim... Ect Ect Ect 10! Basically, your top 10 wishes. Yours colorfully, Tunafish, More comma nly known as Slix (Thats "slicks")
reality show
Hey, Strong Bad! Why don't you make up some kind of reality show? You could be the host, and all those other idiots could compete against each other for a cash-money prize they won't get! Sincerely, Larry, Ryan, and Larry, Virginia Beach, VA
kerrek
Dear Mad Badd, I was wondering if you could break or give a kerrek a cold one. Rejected, Jaylov, Cennselvania
punch homestar
Dear Strong Bad, Would you punch Homestar for me? Always Yours, The Rocket Master
Trogdor
Hey Strong Bad, what does Trogdor do when he's not busy burninating stuff? With crap, a lot of random people
Pom Pom
Dear Stroba, How do you feel about Pom Pom and all of his girlfriends THAT AREN'T YOURS?!?!?! Seriously, What's your deal with him? Also is Pom Pom related to homsar? More like, POMSAR!!! Yeah... make Pomsar live!!! IT WILL BE ALIVE!! Do the Franken Pomsar, Homfrog. FULL STOP.
a little nicer
Hey Strongbad, I was wondering, could you please be just a little nicer to Homsar? I mean, he's not a total menace, just misunderstood is all. Maybe if you got to know him better, you wouldn't want to gnaw your own leg off by talking to him. your biggest fan, Numbuh 477
Skipping
Dear Cutey Strong Bad, Do you ever go to classes at CGNU? Or do you always skip? Loverly Wishes, Sarah
A shirt like thing
Dear Sbe-man, What the crap happened to homestar's duckie shirt? Why don't you ever wear a shirt? Is Strong Sad always goin' around naked, or is that darker grey part of his boddy his pants? So... bye! Bubsty.
formatting
What would it be like if nothing was formatted correctly? The 386
Boxing Gloves
Dear Imitation strongbad, why don't you answer once and for all how you type with boxing gloves on. sincerely, Theforumveteran
Yahhh!
Dear Strong Bad, I stole Strong Bad's scroll buttons. Homsar
tongue twister
Dear SB, How many Strongs would a strong bad bad if a strong bad could bad strongs? Bubsty.
Cardboard
Hey Strong Bad, Are there any other cardboard versions of characters? Example: Cardboard Pom Pom, Finest Cardboard Strong Bad, A destroyed Cardboard Strong Sad. If there are, please tell. Hungrily, Mynameisalex. P.s. I'm creating that cardboard Strong Bad out of only the finest Cardboard. Let me know if you want it.
Spllin be
deer song bah, im gooin two bee in da spllin be butt i dont spill no wood. kan u tech mee? youer fernd, mikekul
Bubs' Stand
Wassup Strong Bad? Yo! Uh... Dear Strong Bad, What would things be like if YOU, not Bubs, but YOU owned Bubs' Concession Stand? Doin' the Ero Zero, Shim-Sham-Sam
grammer filter
Hey Strong Bad! I have this awexome filter that deletes any email with horrible grammer in your inbox! Stinkoman K attachment: grammer_filter.exe
deletothon
Haldo Strong Bad! Seeing how you have a very full inbox, (but not as full as Tampo's inbox) you should go on a deleting marathon! A deletothon! Have fun! Purple Koopa
Issues
Dear Strong Bad, Why are you so mean to everyone? Do you have issues? Concerned, Maddie
Fat-Head
Dear Strong Bad, Are you aware that your head is fat? I mean, JEES! What a hat head! If I were you, I'd start burning off the cranial-calories. Your Something, Strong Sader
Zoo
.Dear Strong Bad,
Why doesn't Strong Badia have a zoo?
Bub
Playstation Portable
Dear Imitation S to the B, Do you have a playstation portable? If you do, what games do you got? Crapfully Yours, A guy that isn't Homsar
Hmm...
Dear Super Bad, Have you ever played Sonic Adventure 2: Battle? It's awesomer than you! - Dude with an additude
Why Not?
Dear The Strongest Badd In Da World, How Come You & Strong Sad Do Not Get Along Today When You Got Along When You Were Younger? Good Luck Explaining, SB1FANJ (Strong Bad's #1 Fan)
Real Bad forte
Caro senhor Forte Mau, Você soube que você não é o Bad forte real?
way future
Dear Strongest of the Bads, What do you think you will look like in the future? Forget Stinkoman, I mean farther than that! From, Youngest of the Roys
cat
Dear strong bad, do you ever see a cat, kissed a cat,eat a cat or stomp a cat? You better,m'kay? better than that,loose some weight, m'kay? from, Mr. Mackey from South Park, Colorado
death, dear strong bad if you hate homestar so much why dont you kill him
from the undead corpse of vinnie c
sports
.Dear Awesome, I'd like to see what kind of sports you play. Crapfully crap, Michael, Free Country USA .
(To the creator of this e-mail show, please properly space this.)
E-mail Count
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Pork and Perkin's
I'ma go get some chocolate buns, mary. That one is halfway sidewards. Daaahahah, I wish I a still had a lungs! That disrupts the pattern..... Homsar
Food-stuffs
Hello Strong Bad! I wanna see you in a commercial for a product, perhaps some sort of food-stuff. A lot of good wishes, LordJ
