Imitation Strong Bad E-mails/Inbox

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Imitation Strong Bad E-mails Inbox

Leave e-mails for Imitation Strong Bad here, and who kno\ws, perhaps it will be chosen! Please follow the same formatting as everyone else, and I would prefer if you posted your e-mail at the bottom of the list and updated the e-mail count.

bubbles

Dear, pom pom,
why do you burble?
Coffee Man

Anything

Dear Mr. Strong Badd,

Me, Homsar, and Homestar will do anything you want us to do for a week 
IF The Cheat will make us a dozen of Cheatcakes every 3 hours. Do you alow this?

Of Monks and Men,

Hoesta Jack



Computers

 Hi Strong Bad!
I have an Apple 2, and it's one of my favorite computers 
next to the one that I have now. If you could choose another
computer to replace your Lappy, 
what would it be?
-JAG

all your strong bad

Hey strong bad! 
You're really cool, I like your new voice!
Tirgo

wheee

I like cheeze.
LOOLOOLOOLOO!
Pshoo! I can be Homsar!
Love, fartface.........

snipe hunters

Dear Strong Bad
Why don't you take Homestar and Co. on a snipe hunt?
~Swoosh

end

SB,
If you found a way to bring the world
into a crisis, would you?
And if you found a way to destroy the world,
would you use it?
From,
The Creator of Apocalyption

Sweet Cuppin' Cakes

Help 
Were stuck in
Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land
Think of a way to get us out
Your Long Lost Bro
Limoman

P.S. For more information see Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Online

time travelling

Dear Strong Bad,
This is the obligatory time traveling email.
Why don't you go back to the 30s or 60s or
whatever to see what your ancestors were like?
Your Pal,
Palbert

sterrance

Hey Graw Bad,
Do you have a Sterrance yet? If so, does he
and Teh C. get along well? If so, give them
both a pat on the head, a tuna flavored treat
and some sage advice. If not, kick 'em both.
-Joshble Duece!

cheat commandos

Dear STRONG Bad,
What do you think about the Cheat Commados?
I think they're definitely worth your time
and consideration in answering this email.

Rock, rocking on,
Sam

cooler

Strong BAD!!!

what happened? u used 2 be cool!

homestar's WAY cooler than you now!

ur ex-fan,
Rainer

ressurection

Dear Strong Bad,
The Compy has been ressurected
by the King of Town.
See-e-one, XYZ

long pants parody

Dear Strong Bad,
Why wear pants? Creepy pants all the time get some!
Maybe parachute, maybe clown care.
Some ants toot!
Stotheb
p.s.(it's pronounced S To The B)

weirded out

Dea Strong Stupid,.,
 U R crappy! And i just found out
that STRONG SAD IS GOING TO BE KING OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!! 
TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!
along with The Goblin, who is Queen fer some reason.
Okay bye i have to get a tux 
Not loving,
MORGEN-LOFER and his pet iceberg,SKIMML

wrestling

Strong Baad.
if you're a restleman,
Why don't you wrestle at all?
-thatkidsam

ill

Yo StrongBad!
Has Marzipan ever had a cold has anyone had a cold 
the hero,
Limoman

underwear

Dear Strong Bad,
Do you have underwear on?
Your pal,
The wiggidy weiner

tampo

Dear Super Sam,
Can you send Tampo over to my house?
And maybe some other bosses? Without killing me?
That would be awexome!
-Miranda Kikipolio,
West Bloomfield, MI

millionaire

Dear Strong Bad,
You win the lottery and get a million dollars.
What do you do first?
Josh

real flashback

Dear Strong Bad,

Dude! Is there a Flashback that
can describe when you got
the cheat? Not a storybook
flashback. A real flashback.

-Mitchell Smitj, Australia

cold

Dear S ta da B or S ta da S,
Do you have a cold or something?
It souns like you have a frog in
your throat, or you moved to 
England for a few years and got
stuck with the accident.

   The Mu

P.S. See if you can pronounce my
name correctly.

brother

Dear Strong Bad,
My older brother Armani smells like fish!
No, actually, he smells like flowers.
That have been rotting for
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 years.
Sincerely,
Azaria

childhood

Dear Strong Bad,
Can you tell us about your childhod?

Blah,
blah

alarm

Dear Strong Bad,
I really think you need to install a burglar alarm in your 
house. This will keep homestar from breaking in and stealing the spotlight.
Since he did so in the last E-Mail I got answered. 
There was NONE of you in that E-Mail.

Bye,
Jerome
Fish Lake 

himsra

Dear Strong Bad if you hate Himsra so much why don't you kill him?
Simmie C.

makeing fun

 Dear Bad Gab/Strong Bad.
Why do you make fun of people's grammar?
I mean have you sucken to a new low where the only thing you can do is laugh at TYPING!
Man you're a nerd.
Sincerely,
Someone who dosen't want to reaveal there identity.

strong glad

Dear Strong Bad,

Who exactly is Strong Glad?
I've heard so much about them, but I don't know who they are.
Do you even know?

Love,

Brittany

vegemite

Dear Imitation Strong Bad,
I heaar you are an aussie. If so, what does vegemite taste like?
-Dennis Dunjinman,
West Bloomfield, MI

immatation universe?

Dear Imitation Strong Bad,

Did you know that your universe is
controlled by a guy called Super Sam?
So, Can you figure out a way to go
to the real Homestar Runner Universe?
If not, Can you at least tell The Cheat
to make a cartoon on the subject?

Crapfully Crappy,
-Some Strong Guy

more like, crapbadia

Strong Bad,

Why come StrongBadia is so bare? Shouldn't it have like a Games Arcade or a Movie Theatre? In it?

 - Sahm
Australia

grow-shrink

Dear Strong Bad,
I have just invented the Grow-Shrink machine.
With it, you can grow to immense heights and terrorize Homestar
and The Cheat, or shrink to tiny sizes and sneak under
high-security doors!
The Grow-Shrink machine is available as a file in this email, or you can get the physical
version, which is at your door right now.
Sin studly,
Dr. Homsar
''attached: grow-shrink.exe''

chickpeas

Dear Sting Bug,
Do you like Chickpeas? I know you like chicks, so why not chickpeas?
With many minions at my side,
Jeet

ducks

 Eh, Storng Bad,
Do you like ducks?

-Katamario

poop

 Dear, Poopybad,
I like poop, it's a cool drink, do you like poop, buy some!
-Sultn A.K.A Ali (A boy)

evil

Dear StRoNg BaD,
Is Strong Sad evil!?!?
-Sin-a-cerely,
Grabboarm

games

Dear SB
Do you like video games? If so what kind?
Dolpins

monkeys

STRONG BAD,
DO YOU LIKE MONKEYS?! I SURE DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FROM,
A GUY WHO LIKES MONKEYS!!!!!

tapioca

Dear Strong Bad.
You should rescue Tapioca. She is Marzipan's jungle cousin. 
Man, she's HOT!!! She hallucinates a lot, though. 
And all she wears is ragged overalls. 
Please rescue her so she can go to the circus and make out with Graw Mad.
That guy doesn't suck.
Unlike Dumpus Mcdoople, with his gray body and cake-hole.
--Sincerely,
Probably Sushi

im gnona eat yuore cmoptuer!

STRONGBAD! Tihs is homestar and the homestarmy we got to you computer
now were gonna eat your meaga bytes and cutout youre email!!S

-Homestarmy: Homestar, Painting of a guy with a big knife, Homsar,
Strongsad, and Bendetto,

jolly farm

Dear mr. bad, I've gone to live with the children on jolly farm.
Good bye forever. Stewie. 
P.S. I never got a chance to return that sweater The Cheat gave me for
Christmas. Umm, I left the receipt on top of my bureau. I'm probably
over the thirty day return limit but umm… I'm sure if you make a fuss
they'll at least give you a store credit or something. Umm.. It's
actually not a horrible sweater. It's... It's just I can't imagine
when I would ever wear it you know? Oh I also left a button on the
bureau. I'm not sure what it goes to, but I can never bring myself
to throw a button away. I know that as soon as I do I'll find the
garment it goes to and then it'll… Wait a minute, could it be from the
sweater? Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm… Well I should wrap this up
before I start to ramble. Again, goodbye forever. 
P.P.S. You know, it might be a little chilly in London, I'm actually
going to take the sweater.

helium

Dear Strong Bad,
What do you sound like when you breathe helium?
-Josh

robotic stinkoman

How are you Strong Bad!
I am a robotic form of Stinkoman.
Don't you like my sounds?
From E-102

attached e-102sounds.wav

witch one?

What came first? The chicken
or the egg?

-0000

real deal

Strong Bad, 
Have you ever met the real Strong Bad?
-TheCheese

sucky computer

Dear Strong Bad,
Your computer SUCKS!
You should get a brand new computer.
From,
TotalSpaceshipGuy3

no emails

SB,
What would you do if you got no emails?
Make some up, or do something else?
-TheCheese

pbtc

Has the Cheat made any cartoons lately, Strong Bad?
-Green Eggs and Cheese

all your base?

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME
HA HA HA...
-CATS

smarter

If you hit Homsar, wouldd he bee smart again?
-Dylan T.

backyard

Dear Ess to da Bee,

You know, Strongbadia isn't ALL that. Well... maybe it's ALL that to you.  ...and Strong Mad.
 ...and Strong Sad.  ...and The Cheat.  ...and Homestar.  ...and Homsar.  ...and Marzipan.
 ...and the Kay-to da-Oh-Tee.   ...and The Poopsmith.  ...and Bubs.  ...and Coach Zee.
 ...and Pom Pom.  ...which is pretty much everyone. O.K., so it IS all that. But isn't
 it your backyard or something? I mean, if it's all that, shouldn't it have a theme park?
 Or a movie theater? 

Hoping you'll make something awesomer in your backyard,
Nick Robinson, FL

wish

S to the B the weee weee weeeeeeeee!!! comma comma comma dot,
I just got back from a Cool Tapes Concertera,
and I was wondering, why is Marzipan a broom?
But thats beside the point!

I have 15 questions. If you could have 10 wishes, what would the first one be?
What about the 2nd one?
You can't forget the 3rd one!
Dont forget four...tytim...
Ect Ect Ect
10!
Basically, your top 10 wishes.

Yours colorfully,
Tunafish,
More comma nly known as
Slix
(Thats "slicks")

reality show

Hey, Strong Bad!
Why don't you make up some kind of reality show?
You could be the host, and all those other idiots could
compete against each other for a cash-money prize they
won't get!

Sincerely,
Larry, Ryan, and Larry,
Virginia Beach, VA

kerrek

Dear Mad Badd,

I was wondering if you could break or give a kerrek a cold one.

Rejected,

Jaylov, Cennselvania

punch homestar

Dear Strong Bad,
Would you punch Homestar for me?

Always Yours,
The Rocket Master

Trogdor

Hey Strong Bad,
what does Trogdor do when he's not busy burninating stuff?
With crap,
a lot of random people

Pom Pom

Dear Stroba,
How do you feel about Pom Pom and all
of his girlfriends THAT AREN'T YOURS?!?!?! 
Seriously, What's your deal with him?
Also is Pom Pom related to homsar? More like, POMSAR!!!
Yeah... make Pomsar live!!! IT WILL BE ALIVE!!
Do the Franken Pomsar,
Homfrog. FULL STOP.

a little nicer

 Hey Strongbad,
I was wondering, could you please be just a little nicer to Homsar? 
I mean, he's not a total menace, just misunderstood is all.
Maybe if you got to know him better, you wouldn't want to gnaw your own leg off by talking to him.
your biggest fan,
Numbuh 477

Skipping

Dear Cutey Strong Bad,

Do you ever go to classes at CGNU? Or do you always skip?

Loverly Wishes, Sarah

A shirt like thing

Dear Sbe-man,

What the crap happened to homestar's duckie shirt?
Why don't you ever wear a shirt?
Is Strong Sad always goin' around naked, or is that darker grey part of his boddy his pants?
So... bye!
Bubsty.

formatting

 What would it be like if
nothing was formatted correctly?

The 386

Boxing Gloves

 Dear Imitation strongbad,
why don't you answer once and for all how you type with boxing gloves on.
sincerely,
Theforumveteran

Yahhh!

Dear Strong Bad,
I stole Strong Bad's scroll buttons.
Homsar

tongue twister

Dear SB,
How many Strongs would a strong bad bad if a strong bad could bad strongs?
Bubsty.

Cardboard

 Hey Strong Bad,
Are there any other cardboard versions of characters?
Example: Cardboard Pom Pom, Finest Cardboard Strong Bad, A destroyed Cardboard Strong Sad.
If there are, please tell.
Hungrily,
Mynameisalex.
P.s. I'm creating that cardboard Strong Bad out of only the finest Cardboard. Let me know if you want it.

Spllin be

deer song bah,
im gooin two bee in da spllin be butt i dont spill no wood.
kan u tech mee?
youer fernd,
mikekul

Bubs' Stand

Wassup Strong Bad? Yo! Uh... Dear Strong Bad,
What would things be like if YOU, not Bubs, but YOU owned
Bubs' Concession Stand?
Doin' the Ero Zero,
Shim-Sham-Sam

grammer filter

Hey Strong Bad!
I have this awexome filter that
deletes any email with horrible
grammer in your inbox!

Stinkoman K

attachment: grammer_filter.exe

deletothon

Haldo Strong Bad!
Seeing how you have a very full inbox,
(but not as full as Tampo's inbox)
you should go on a deleting marathon!
A deletothon! Have fun!
Purple Koopa

Issues

Dear Strong Bad,
Why are you so mean to everyone?
Do you have issues?
Concerned, Maddie

Fat-Head

Dear Strong Bad,
Are you aware that your head is fat?
I mean, JEES! What a hat head!
If I were you, I'd start burning off the cranial-calories.
Your Something,
Strong Sader

Zoo

.
Dear Strong Bad,
Why doesn't Strong Badia have a zoo?
Bub

Playstation Portable

 Dear Imitation S to the B,
Do you have a playstation portable? If you do, what games do you got?
Crapfully Yours,
A guy that isn't Homsar

Hmm...

Dear Super Bad,

Have you ever played Sonic Adventure 2: Battle? It's awesomer than you!

- Dude with an additude

Why Not?

Dear The Strongest Badd In Da World,
How Come You & Strong Sad Do Not Get Along Today When You Got Along When You Were Younger?
Good Luck Explaining,
SB1FANJ (Strong Bad's #1 Fan) 

Real Bad forte

Caro senhor Forte Mau,
Você soube que você não é o Bad forte real?


way future

Dear Strongest of the Bads,
What do you think you will look like in the
future? Forget Stinkoman, I mean farther
than that!
From,
Youngest of the Roys

cat

Dear strong bad,

do you ever see a cat, kissed a cat,eat a cat or stomp a cat?
You better,m'kay?
better than that,loose some weight, m'kay?

from,
Mr. Mackey from South Park, Colorado

death, dear strong bad if you hate homestar so much why dont you kill him

from the undead corpse of vinnie c

sports

.
Dear Awesome, I'd like to see what kind of sports you play. Crapfully crap, Michael, Free Country USA .

(To the creator of this e-mail show, please properly space this.)

E-mail Count

E-mail Waiting List Count: 70



Pork and Perkin's

I'ma go get some chocolate buns, mary. That one is halfway sidewards. Daaahahah, I wish I a
still had a lungs! That disrupts the pattern.....

Homsar


Food-stuffs

Hello Strong Bad!

I wanna see you in a commercial for a product, perhaps some sort of food-stuff.

A lot of good wishes,
LordJ