Homestar Runner Magazine/Issues/2/4
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I decided to interview Crack Stuntman about his role as Gunhaver's voice.
Interview
JCM: Hello, Crack Stuntman, how are you today?
CRACK STUNTMAN: Fine, why?
JCM: Well, I thought you'd be a little upset after getting fired.
CRACK STUNTMAN: I wasn't fired. They just granted me a permanent vacation.
JCM: Is it paid?
CRACK STUNTMAN: No.
JCM: You were fired.
CRACK STUNTMAN: Whatever.
JCM: Anyway, when you were Gunhaver's voice, were you popular?
CRACK STUNTMAN: Yeah! Especially after I voiced him in his popular email show! I was practically famous!
JCM: OK, you don't have to yell.
CRACK STUNTMAN: But, after the email show ended, my popularity faded. But, I was still good with the ladies, as you saw by our previous episode.
JCM: No offense, but the previous episode stunk! Why didn't you follow the script?
CRACK STUNTMAN: I decided that I wasn't going to do what those producers told me to do. I'm my own man!
JCM: And that thinking got you fired.
CRACK STUNTMAN: Leave me alone!
JCM: What did I say about yelling?
CRACK STUNTMAN: If you weren't a kid, I'd cuss you out.
JCM: {sarcastic} Wow, I'm so scared.
CRACK STUNTMAN: Anyway, I'm still cool. I don't want that job if it means old men bossing me around.
JCM: Yeah, you're an old man yourself.
CRACK STUNTMAN: What?! No, I'm not!
JCM: {scoff} I can tell your hair is dyed.
CRACK STUNTMAN: No! It's naturally yellow.
JCM: Yelling...
CRACK STUNTMAN: Be quiet!
{Crack Stuntman jumps out the window and a crash is heard.}
JCM: Ooh, he fell into the dumpster. Luckily, I forgot to close it. If I did, this scene wouldn't be as funny.
