Homestar Runner Magazine/Issues/2/10

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User-submitted jokes and riddles

Knock Knock,
Who's thre?
A Cow
A Cow Who?
A Mooing Cow
By The Lol Man

Knockade Knock,
Who's Here Now?
A Dog
A Dog Who?
A Mooing Dog! LOLZ!!!
By The NEW Micah!?

On my way to st.Ives,
I met a man with 7 wives.
Each wive had 7 sacks,
Each sack hat 7 cats.
Each cat had 7 kits.
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
How many were going to st.Ives?

A: 1. The rest were leaving.
By Zoo977

Round like an apple,
Deep like a cup,
But all the kinds men
Cannot pull it up.
What am I?

A: a well.
By Terrells!Zoo of terrels!! @<smallcrackterrell.PNG

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