Homestar Emails/instrument
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Homestar drills holes in an acorn and blows The Cheat's head up!...
Running Time: 60.6 seconds
Cast in order of appearence: Homestar Runner, The Cheat
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Transcript
HOMESTAR: {singing} Homestar Emails! Homestar Emails!
Dear Homestarrunner,
Have you ever made up your own instrument
before? If so could you show and or play it for us? I
think that that wud be really neat!
Your wordiest fan,
The Talon Claw
{Homestar reads his name very quickly, seeing as there's no space. He also reads "wud" just as it is spelled.}
HOMESTAR: {Typing as he talks} Actually... I never made a musical instrument before. What would I use it for anyways? To store my Witches' Brew in?
{A window pops up showing a tuba with a jar labeled as "witches brüe" sticking out}
HOMESTAR: Nah, I'd probably give it to Marzipan.
{The image in the window changes from a tuba to a piano, with the words written above "totally a trumpet"}
HOMESTAR: She likes those trumpety things.
{The window disappears and we cut to a shot of Homestar standing by his computer holding an acorn which is full of holes}
HOMESTAR: {No longer typing} But I'll try and make one anyways. I stole this from The Cheat's bedroom.
{as Homestar breathes in he brings the acorn up to his mouth, then breathes out. The "instrument" makes no sound}
{Cut to the Cheat standing in what is presumably his bedroom. He looks left and right, then his head explodes}
THE CHEAT: {makes a screaming noise}
{cut back to Homestar at the computer}
HOMESTAR: {typing again} Darn looks like it doesn't work. So until next time folks... See ya!
{we cut to a wider view of Homestar sitting at his computer holding the acorn. The Cheat (still exploded-looking) walks in holding a hammer and jumps onto Homestar's desk}
HOMESTAR: Woah, hey The Cheat! What's up?
{The Cheat smashes Homestar's computer with the hammer. The text disappears and a crack branches out onto the screen.}
HOMESTAR: Wah! My computerbox! Noooooo!
{The Cheat jumps off the desk, grabs the acorn and begins to walk away}
{Cut back to Homestar's computer. The crack seems to have grown much larger and there's smoke pouring out of the computer. There also appears to be a hole in the side of it. The paper comes down, thus closing the email.}
Fun Facts
Triva
- Homestar mistaskes the Piano For A Trumput.
- The Reason for Why The Cheat smashed his Tandy is Probalably because The Acorn Belononged to him.
Goofs
- When Homestar says "Darn, looks like it doesn't work" he actually types "Darn, looks like it didn't work"
- When the paper comes down the cracks on Homestar's screen lengthen.
External Links
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