GLORIOUS SINGLE INTERACTIVE/Present/The Bulletin Board
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| 02:22, 12 March 2010 (UTC) | ATTENSHUN Please deposit all of your pancakes and other assorted goodies at Zarel's front doorstep. Thank you: - |
| 02:27, 25 July 2008 (UTC) | NEED HELP PREVENTING FIRE TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: Enigma hasa lighter and is planning to burn down Strong Sad's house! now, I know what you're thinking: "Why should I care about Strong Sadf?" Well, he lives with Strong Mad, and if word gets out you didn't help, something bad might happen to you. |
| 03:10, 25 July 2008 (UTC) | ATTENTiON MORTALS Just to make it seem fair, I Kronn, am giving you all fair warning to STAY OUT OF MY WAY. I have brought my advanced knowledge and power along with me and I plan to use it should any of you cross my path, incorrectly. I am however looking for... servants. Simply contact me to apply. That is all... for now.... -Kronn |
| 03:40, 25 July 2008 (UTC)) | HELLO FOOLS It seems as if some inferior wastes are preventing me from doing what I was sent on this Earth to do - have fun and spread my word. I can only express myself by arson of Strong Sad, and I am being censored! No censory! Combat the firefighters today! - Enigma |
| 22:26, 25 July 2008 (UTC) | You'd better not. It has come to my attention that my house may be burned soon. NO WAY, JOSE. If you want to burn Strong Sad, put him into Homestar's House, and burn that. I KEEP ALL MY STUFF IN MY HOUSE, AND I WONT LET IT BE BURNED! Sincerely, |
| 20:58, 3 August 2008 (UTC) | Tax Collection Notice Attention, citizens of Free Country, USA. The King of Town has ordered me to go around and collect tax from all of the citizens. So please have your money ready when I come by. And don't make me poke you with this shovel. -The Poopsmith |
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ZAREL: {disguised as Homeschool, leaves the "ATTENSHUN" note on the board. He runs away snickering.} CUBE: {Runs up, and sticks on "NEED HELP PREVENTING FIRE" and runs to Bubs'.} (02:27, 25 July 2008 (UTC)) KRONN: {posts "ATTENTiON MORTALS"} Hmm. That should show them. (03:10, 25 July 2008 (UTC)) ENIGMA: {walks up} Oh, no, that's not very fun... {slaps message and walks away} (03:43, 25 July 2008 (UTC)) LESTER: {Walks up} Hmmm... A fire you say? I could help with that. I'll go check at Strong Sad's house. (04:44, 25 July 2008 (UTC)) HOMESTAR: {enters the area, dragging his college mascot suit along} Ooh! An exciting new place to set up camp! I might even dare to say it's the perfect spot! (16:40, 25 July 2008 (UTC)) {Homestar produces a bag of marshmellows from offscreen, hops inside of his costume, and begins munching down on them.} (16:40, 25 July 2008 (UTC)) {Strong Bad walks up, and starts to read the bulletin board.} (22:26, 25 July 2008 (UTC)) STRONG BAD: '...something bad might happen to you.' Oh boy, Strong Sad and his house are sure going to get it this time! ...Wait... We're burning down Strong Sad house, and nobody invited ME?! This burning better have not started or- hold on. {Rubs his chin, and start mumbling.} Strong Sad's house is Strong Mad's house... and Strong Mad's house is... {Stops mumbling} ...my house! {Posts You'd better not and runs off to his house.} (22:26, 25 July 2008 (UTC)) {The Poopsmith walks up, and posts a tax collection notice. He pulls out a sack marked "TAX COLLECTiONS" and walks off.} (20:58, 3 August 2008 (UTC)) {by now, Homestar has eaten every last marshmellow.} HOMESTAR: {dizzy, monotone} Oh wow that was totally great. I feel like I could go on like this forever oh well I guess I'll leave. (20:04, 9 August 2008 (UTC)) {Homestar tries to climb out of the college mascot costume but falls over and hits his head. This seems to knock him back into reality.} (20:04, 9 August 2008 (UTC)) HOMESTAR: {normal}} Whoa, that feels a lot better! Well! Time to go see sights! Like sight-seeing! (20:04, 9 August 2008 (UTC)) {Homestar dashes away} (20:04, 9 August 2008 (UTC))
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