GLORIOUS SINGLE INTERACTIVE/Present/House of the Brothers Strong

House of the Brothers Strong

The Brothers Strong have many uninteresting nooks and crannies in their house. We intend this section to cover them all. No, it won't be confusing!

LESTER: {Knocks on door.} Hello? I am here about the fire. Is there anything I can do to help? (04:47, 25 July 2008 (UTC))

KRONN: I may have something that can help. It's my new.... invention. It will save the house..... for a price! (04:56, 25 July 2008 (UTC))

LESTER: Hmmm... I see. {Checks pockets, they are empty.} I'll have to get back to you on that one. Need to make myself some money. (05:01, 25 July 2008 (UTC))

KRONN: No no. Not that type of.... price. Think again, o' Lester! (05:02, 25 July 2008 (UTC))

LESTER: Hmmm... does this 'invention' cause reeking havoc of any kind, perhaps? (05:23, 25 July 2008 (UTC))

ENIGMA: {runs up} Get out of here, you conservative commie dope fiends! This is my art form! Rise against! RISE AGAINST! (15:46, 25 July 2008 (UTC))

KRONN: Apparently, you don't want this house to survive, hmmm? Because I know og only ONE way to do it...! (17:50, 25 July 2008 (UTC))

ENIGMA: I just want to be able to express myself, Mr. Korn. The only way I know how is through arson. Is that too much to ask, Mr. Korn? Can't let a small black blob-esque creature be free? HMM? (20:18, 25 July 2008 (UTC))

{Strong Bad walks out of his house.} (21:56, 25 July 2008 (UTC))

STRONG BAD: Hmm... I wonder what I should do today? (21:56, 25 July 2008 (UTC))

{Strong Bad walks over to the bulletin board.} (21:56, 25 July 2008 (UTC))

{Strong Bad runs up.} (22:38, 25 July 2008 (UTC))

STRONG BAD: OK, WHERE ARE THE DORKS THAT ARE ABOUT TO BURN MY HOUSE?! (22:38, 25 July 2008 (UTC))

ENIGMA: It's that Lester hippie. He's trying to frame my good image and/or name. You should go chase after him! And, uh, give me any lighters you have. So I can fight off any Strong Sads that wander here. (22:41, 25 July 2008 (UTC))

STRONG BAD: Lester hippie, eh... Looks more like a nerd to me. (21:43, 26 July 2008 (UTC))

LESTER: I swear, I wasn't going to do it! Enigma even posted he was going to burn your house on the bulletin board! (21:43, 26 July 2008 (UTC))

STRONG BAD: Oh. Who is he again? (21:43, 26 July 2008 (UTC))

LESTER: {Points to Enigma.} Behold. (21:43, 26 July 2008 (UTC))

STRONG BAD: Hey, what are you doing with that lighter! (21:43, 26 July 2008 (UTC))

ENIGMA: {lighting the floor on fire} Expressing myself! (14:56, 6 August 2008 (UTC))

{The flames roare and trap Strong Bad in a circle of FIRE.} (14:56, 6 August 2008 (UTC))

STRONG BAD: Ahh! The Cheat! Code alpha-niner! Err... Just get over here and bring water! (20:03, 6 August 2008 (UTC))

THECHEAT: MEH REH MEHH! {dumps water on the flames} (20:20, 6 August 2008 (UTC))

STRONG BAD: Now let's get that weird looking kid! (20:20, 6 August 2008 (UTC))

ENIGMA: I take offense to that! (20:38, 6 August 2008 (UTC))

{Enigma sets the floor on fire again and runs out of the house.} (20:38, 6 August 2008 (UTC))

STRONG MAD: {waking up} WHY IS MY HOUSE ON FIRE? (01:00, 10 August 2008 (UTC))

{Strong Mad runs out of the house.} (01:00, 10 August 2008 (UTC))