Da Huuuuuudge's Blog/2

Date: 02:15, 29 February 2008 (UTC)
Current mood: Feeling like a million tomatoes
Stuff Absorbed: A million tomatoes

Whoa there! Hey there! I'm Da Huuuuuudge! Today, The Cheat made me some Cheatcakes. They were good. But then, I found out that they had stuffed tomatoes in them, because they know I like tomatoes, and so that's why I liked them. But normally they're crap. I still like tomato-fillinged Cheatcakes, but you know what would be cool? A tomato with tentacles. yeah, that would be great. I'd name it Tomacles, y'know, all Greek like Bell. Wait, Bell's Greek? Well, that's what a Fat Bluebird told me. Yeah. Sooooo... POFN!

Date: 16:43, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
Current mood: Mildly down
Stuff Absorbed: Some gingerbread

Hey there, guysos. I'va been playing with my Decemberween blank media. It's okay. CDs don't shatter like they used to, though. I'm kinda depressed and all because it's nearly New Year's. Twenty-double-aught-oight. I slept in real late, and I was thinking about my New Year's resolution. It's always the same thing at the Free Country Zoo. I never do anything remotely exciting. What I wanna do next year is: I wanna go backpacking around Neurope! And visit far-off lands like Potamia and Tussia! Or maybe just get out of my enclosure. What the zark, I'ma have a good year. At the Free Country Zoo. In my enclosure that I'm never let out of.

There's the big New Year's celebration at the Free Country Zoo. They have fireworks and whizpoppers and West Islip is gonna be playing on top of the El Pardak house. Personally I don't like West Islip, they went out with Campbell's Chicken with Noodle Soup. All they sing about is hot ladies and their non-involvement with them. Tuh. I'm still kinda depressed with New Year's. I always resolve something and then it never turns out right. But my resolution this New year's is to not let the New Year's depress me. Me. In my enclosure. In captivity. Staying domesticated. What the- you know what, I'ma be's happy. Yeah. Peace out for now.

Date: 21:56, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
Current mood: Sleepy
Stuff Absorbed: Nothing much

*Snooooooorrrrrrre*
Wha-hu? WHHAAAAAAAGGHH! I've been asleep for.. let's see... 5 DAYS! AARRGGGH I SLEPT THROUGH DECEMBERWEEN! Oh, wait. There's still some blank media in my slipper! Yay! Okay, let's see, I got a floppy disk, and two CDs, and a VHS tape, and a casette tape. Woohoo! I'ma go watch the re-run DWeen specials. Yah. GROIT!

Date: 17:56, 22 December 2007 (UTC)
Current mood: What the crappish
Stuff Absorbed: Mountains of aspirin

Whoa... what happened last night? I get that I got drunk on glue, from the look of last night's post. Oh em gee. X_x Man, I have such a headache. I'ma go take some aspirin.

Okay, I'm back. Man, I still feel kind of bad. And I absorbed about three bottles of the white stuff. No, not oreo cream. Aspirin. And we've still got a few more days until Christmas, and a few more partying nights. Dangit. I'm sick of the Christmas party already. But it'll have to go on. I'll just stay in my enclosure. Oh my... I'm gonna be's sick! barfbffgnbijntilkgbnirkgtbngrtmgfrejiroebarfingonthekeyboardiforengjnj4eiurgftw099ijrgfsio{\\ghduxj

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Date: 03:23, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
Current mood: Party'd!
Stuff Absorbed: Food soy sauce and glue

Yeah, hey there. Have you ever rode a motormobile? It's awwwwwwesome... We've still been partying... DWeen party... yeah. Would you like fries with that? Oh, I guess I'm drunk. Oh, we're still partying. Going on like forever. I just wanted to check in with you guys. We are still partying, what are you going to do about it? Yep. Yeppers yepp yeppp. K. See ya. Puffin.