Bubs' Blog/3
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It has arrived. The Ultimate Robo-bot thingy 9003.5 is now on sale! Come now before their gone! And it's Europapeon so you know it's good.
No picture available. It's supposed to help you with all mundane and exciting tasks. Play games, Play guitar.
Buy one now!
Our special of Buy one item twice get a second of that item free special ends tomorow, so take advantage while you can
Mood: Still Excited
I'm expecting a new product to be shipped in in the next couple of days. It's an import from Europa. I expect it to sell like hotcakes.
which for me at the moment has started to mean "Not sell at all" as I have never sold a single hotcake at the stand. Hold on a sec, someone wants something.
Scratch that last part, Homsar just came by and said something about "Trillyun pamcake" and apparently that meant he want a trillion hotcakes. I just sold my first batch of hotcakes and they sold like hotcakes.
Back on the import, I can't say what it is, but come by tomorrow for the grand-d-d-d-d Unveiling!
Mood: Excited
Note to self, do NOT trust the coach to watch after the stand. Remember when Strong Mad stole my store because Homestar was asleep in that pile of Swe at shirts? this was worse.
Every evidence of the concession stand was gone. Apparently Coach Z decided to mess with my chemistry set. His "experiment" caused the stand to get up and walk away, but first spitting out the coach and my chemistry set as they "left a bad taste in it's 'mouth'"
Good thing it spit out the set, I was able to whip up a Deus Ex Machina in no time and get it re-inanimated!
In a totally related story, the location of the Concession Stand has moved a couple of blocks down... or ways down... we ain't got no roads here, so I don't know what to say.
Mood: Yeah, Shut up kid.
Yep I am doing that special thing I was talking about earlier. Buy one item twice get a second of the same item free.
It's a great deal that is almost unheard of! (Totally unheard of in this town, this is my first none lunch special in years.)
Strong sad has helped me set up the rest of the blog. Got the user thingy working now, and apparently the host doesn't like it when you don't credit them.
I'm heading to Blubbo's for a sec, Coach Z will be in charge while I'm gone. Try not to be freaked out by anything he says. I know it's hard, just try.
Mood: Blank
So Strong Sad told me today that if I want to get more customers down here at the concession stand I'ma need a blog.
Normally like anyone else around here I wouldn't listen to a thing Strong Sad says, but I haven't had any customers in a good 5 minutes and I'm getting desperate.
So come on down, you know we're always awesome.
Oh and don't let nobodies know I told you, but I'm thinking of doing a sale soon, keep checking to stay posted, or something. I'm not really good at this one.
Mood: Slightly Confused
