Bubs' Blog

My blog host, "The McArby hosts Inc.", is shutting down because their parent company is shutting down. They have allowed me one last post and won't wrap the page, so this is going to look really weird.

I may look for another host, or you may never see my blog again. I'm starting a Going out of Blogness sale where you can buy signed prints of all of my blog posts, so come on down quickly before they're gone.

Mood: Sad

Peoples recently been asking me what my "Political views" is.

I don't know, we never have elections here. The only authority figure is a Monarch who doesn't do anything.
I have no clue what state we are in, let alone the district. I don't even know anything about the president. I say that we around heres should start learning about this crap, and maybe even elect the next King of Town.

Who's with me?

Mood: Rebelious

So I recently got this message in the comments section: "...Bubs, i think that you should either get rid of the nonsense device or change that saying-for-a-free-snowcone to something that makes sense, like "Strongstarhomebad contacted me," because otherwise they won't get a free snowcone but a free kick in the face or something like this.--Strongstarhomebad"

Thank you Strongstarhomebad. you have saved my actual customers from being booted away. The new password is "Tell me about your Swordfish."

It makes sense and no one ever wants swordfish anyways. The special will be going on for the next week and then I will go back to being my normal shady, conniving business man self.

Mood: Standing Corrected

Guess whose back
Back again
Bubs is back
Tell a friend

That's right Everyfriendles. The Stand is back open for business. I have come in possession, never you mind how, of a device that will detect total nonsense and boot the speaker away from the stand.

So no more visits from tiny blue guy.

Moving on, I have a coming back in business special, and you'll never believe it, but it is an actual special.
Say the words " Have a Dessert Pie, Mister Roswell" and get a free snowcone. There's no way anything I may have recently done could make this backfire!

Mood: Happy again

This isn't working. I'm not getting any applicants. No one is willing to work for giving me two bucks and Strong Bad hasn't shown up for work in a week.

Was a pleasure doin' business with ya. I jst need a lot of time to plan

Mood: sad

The sale didn't work. I forgot that number 13 is Homsar. and the other 12 weren't even major characters! How the heck did I get Eh Steve in here.

Help wanted
must either beat the crap out of nonsense makers or be able to translate their speech

Mood: oy vey