Sketchbook'd
From Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki
A daring cross-over of a comic and fan-fic.
By Movie magic man
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The Story
I got this idea a while back when I was browsing the comic section. I noticed that there weren't ANY hand-drawn comics. I decided that when the purge was over, I would make one. But how? What could it be of? Im terrible at coloring and such! Than it hit, make a story where the characters never make it into flash. While I've changed the premise a little bit, I still think it is quite a good fan-fic. I knew AP English would pay off sooner or later! -movie magic man
Prolouge
"Hey, Videlectrix here. Our legal department wanted to remind you once again not to install that logic board around anything that's been exposed to radiation, as it could potentially cause the end of existence as we know it. Okay, thanks!"
"Almost got it..." grunted Strong Bad, as he plugs in the logic board. This is the second time he's had to do it. Dangeresque 4 turned out about the same as Dangeresque 3.
"Uh-oh, this is starting to turn into an unruly mob. And not the good kind like I start at Strong Sad's poetry readings. For REAL this time: Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!" he recals saying, as the other actors circle around him. Much like the first time, he lands on the Trogdor machine. It imediatly ran out to the field.
"Stupid... Made in China... logic boards!" cried Strong Bad as he ran out to catch it. "This almost ALWAYS happens to me." After locating Homestar's cell phone, and getting him to distract the machine, he manages to unlock the cabnit and install the board.
"There, maybe will stay normal this time!"
But you know it wont....
Chapter 1
Strong Bad noticed some odd things while installing that board, but he didnt worry too much about them. He fully expected a flickerin' and flashin' and a bunch of videogames to be released. But then...
"Something isn't right here..." claimed Homestar. "Strong Bad usually insults me before running off." With that, Homestar walked away. As he walked, he saw nothing that he knew. He went to where the stick usually was, but it wasnt there. Bubs' Concession stand wasn't there either... or Bubs!
"I think I might just be... the last man alive, in this post appocolyptic world!"
As Homestar walked along, desperatly searching for anything resembaling home, he cane across a odd man with odd body features.
"Well, Mr. Sherrif," said Homestar "This has been a nice conversation and all but... You wouldnt happen to know where Stro Bro is, would ya?"
"What does he look like?" inquired the Sherrif.
"Big and red." described Homestar "With a husky head."
"Well, I think I saw someone like that off over yonder." Said the Sheriff whilst pointing vaguely to the southeast.
"Hey, thanks, creepy!" chimed Homestar as he walked away.
So this was the sketchbook. He was a simple drawing. There was no Bubs' Concession stand, no stick, no guitar!
Well, maybe there are some guitars, but still, this was a strange place. As Homestar wondered off in search of his "friend" he began to accept it. He was begining to forget about the world and live he had left behind.
"Yeah, there never was a Bubs' Concession stand. It's just a figment of my imagination... yeah..."
Chapter 2
Smack.
"Pull yourself together, private!"
Smack.
"You can't just go all crazy out here! Right here in the field of battle! Move it, move it move it!"
Homestar trudged forward, knowing that he had to find those who he knew, preferably Strong Bad. He made sure to keep a sharp look out, he didn't want this "Wild Bill" type guy ruining his search.
Author's Notes:
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Chapter 1
Yes, that is Homestar Runner; he's been warped into the sketchbook or some at. You may notice the sherrif in the second comic. He is from my comic "The Wild West",as is Wild Bill and his gang. My thoughts were "Hey, it's the sketchbook! How do I know TBC sketched only Homestar in there?" There will be a few non-HR characters, but the main plot focuses on Homestar and Strong Bad.
Chapter 2
Just gettin' it started. Don't expect a whole lot untill after the Super Bowl.
Yeah yeah. Don't really expect anything untill summer. Stupid friggin standerdised tests. EOIs mumble grumble
Okay party people. Is anyone still here? Time for my rant.
I don't blame Dot Com for this. In all honesty, this place had it comming. It was basicly like "Oh, new rules so we don't churn out crap? I won't follow it! We didn't before! Besides, I have 3 fanstuffs!" I think Whats her face had it best:
The Glorious Gravy Boat has sunk, and the scrapings of substance have been left to form terrible bacteria which has already infected the promised land.
Very few have outlived this plauge, and even good fanstuffers have fallen to the disease. It's driving everyone to maddness! While a few new fanstuffs have gone up to and over the bar, a some lot more have made this place seem like a dump. I will admit, the things I did didn't exactly help, either.
Im also gonna go against the crowd and disagree with this: "OMG Dot com did this teh jerk!!!!11111one!1!!" No! Fellow users, we brought this upon ourselves! It's not the fault of the man who tried to fix it for the past two years! When the Glorious Gravy Boat landed, we were supposed to look at them as modell fanstuffs. They were what the new wiki was supposed to be, but instead...
Fellow users, we deserve this fate! Now face it like a man!
Now, if you think you're a good fanstuffer, and have no place to go, there's always Strongbadia the Free and their recently-purged fanstuff section. Sory about putting this, but...
Imma goin' down witta ship!
You're dead. It's okay, everyone dies. The people here all are dead. Some died before you, some long after. But you're all here now. Christian Shepard- Lost series finalie