Other Character Email The Poopsmith/sunburnt
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Poopsmith Email #25
The Poopsmith
Cast (in order of appearance): The Poopsmith, The Kidsmith, Little Strong Sad, Maxy Waxy, Homeschool Winner, Pom Pom, Little Homestar
Transcript
THE POOPSMITH: (Rip, slip, email, ahhh!) {clicks on "mrsmith_email.exe}
Dear Oop-pay Mith-say,
Have you ever been sunburnt? Right now, I'm scorched.
Crapfully,
One of your friends
THE POOPSMITH: {Typing} (Yes, I have. Who hasn't? Usually I put on sunscreen, but one year when I was young I couldn't be bothered for some reason.)
{Cut to the Kidsmith on a beach digging holes with a shovel. It's a different, smaller one than the KOT gave him. A young Strong Sad, who is wearing The Blue Ones, comes up to him.}
LITTLE STRONG SAD: Uh, Smithy, shouldn't you be wearing sunscreen? It's pretty hot!
THE KIDSMITH: Go away, you. Leave me alone.
LITTLE STRONG SAD: Oh. Okay. {He leaves.}
{10 Minutes Later...}
{The Kidsmith's hole has grown a lot. His skin is bright red.}
THE KIDSMITH: My skin's itchy. {He scratches himself.} Ow! It burns!
LITTLE STRONG SAD: Well, I did warn you.
THE KIDSMITH: Go away, you. Leave me alone.
LITTLE STRONG SAD: Oh. Okay.
{He leaves again. The Kidsmith stiffly walks away with a pained expression on his face. Cut back to the Boxor 186.}
THE POOPSMITH: {Typing} (...and since then, I've always worn sunscreen. Well, anyway, I'm off to bask in the sunlight.)
{He puts on sunscreen, walks to the field, lies down next to the stick and shortly falls asleep. Homeschool Winner and Maxy Waxy enter.}
MAXY WAXY: Haha! Excellent! My plan worked!
HOMESCHOOL WINNER: Replacing The Poopsmith's sunscreen with cooking oil, see, that's the perfect prank, I never would have thought of that.
MAXY WAXY: He's asleep. You wanna steal his computer now?
HOMESCHOOL WINNER: Nah, not after what happened last time. Let's hack it instead.
MAXY WAXY: Good idea. Come on, let's go.
{They leave. Pom Pom bounces in and shows us his Pom Pilot.}
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Easter Eggs
- While The Kidsmith is stifly walking away, click on his head to see a young Homestar kicking sand into the hole.
LITTLE HOMESTAR: I fill the holes up in the mooorning time...
Trivia
- The easter egg is a reference to trading holes.
