Other Character Email The Poopsmith/crappy (really)
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Poopsmith Email #31
By: Poopsmith Z
The Poopsmith gets some very crappy emails.
Cast (in order of appearance): The Poopsmith, The Devil, A Jester, Sir Maxwell Candlear, Stickly Man, Mushii Champah, .Hack, Ninjawax
Transcript
THE POOPSMITH: {long pause} (What? You expect me to do an email song in every email?)
Dear Mr. Smith
Do you eat Whatsit?
-MikeW
THE POOPSMITH: {typing} Oh, this is a good question, Mike Dubbya. I'm going to answer it with another question. If you made paper airplanes for a living would it mean that you eat paper airplanes? No! Bye.
{"BYE!" flashes on the screen in the same way as "DELETED!"}
Dear Poopy,
Ummmm... Do you like...umm...alphabits?
I got a message from them one time. It
said "Oooooooooooooooooo."
-Peter Griffin
THE POOPSMITH: Look, Petey, you've sent me the same crappy email before. Well, folks, you know what that means. Now I'll do a POOLETED!
{"DANCE!" flashes on the screen instead of "POOLETED!"}
You have no new emails. Go away.
THE POOPSMITH: Great. All I got today was a couple of crappy emails. Instead of repeating what happened two emails ago, I'm just gonna see what's going on in 1936 and 20X6.
{We then cut to Hell in 1936, where the Devil is reading a telegram. There is a desk with a Telegrammophone on it in the background.}
Dear Satan STOP
I once stepped on a worm STOP
Will I be sent to Hell for it when I die QUESTION MARK
Yours Hellfully STOP
Sir Maxwell Candlear
THE DEVIL: {operating telegramophone} Well, everybody is sent to Hell these days, Maxwell, so you've got nothing to worry about. Stop. In fact, you should have died this morning, but I haven't seen you here yet. Stop. {stops operating telegramophone and walks away} Let me check my files to see if you've arrived yet.
{the camera pulls back to reveal A Jester and Maxwell Candlear standing behind a rock}
A JESTER: Nice to see you again, old friend.
SIR MAXWELL CANDLEAR: Same here. That devil person has a jolly corking telegramophone.
A JESTER: He sure has. Wanna steal it?
SIR MAXWELL CANDLEAR: Okay, then. Let's do it!
{They both run over to the telegramophone and pick it up. An alarm sounds and the Devil appears in the room in a puff of smoke.}
THE DEVIL: Aha! Thought you could steal my telegramophone, eh? Looks like it's curtains for you!
{Cut to the Devil poking Sir Maxwell Candlear and A Jester with two pitchforks at a time. THE END appears on screen. Cut back to the Poopsmith at the Boxor 186.}
THE POOPSMITH: (Well, that sucked. Let's see what 20X6 is like.)
{Cut to the Under Construction page, where Stickly Man is sitting in his yellow diamond checking his email on a laptop.}
Dear Stickly Man,
Are you the 20X6 version of the Poopsmith?
Yours puddingfully,
Someone.
STICKLY MAN: {typing} Of course I am. I have a shovel and I don't talk. That automatically makes me a 20X6 vwersion of him, right? Right?
{Mushii Champah enters}
MUSHII CHAMPAH: (No, you're not the 20X6 Poopsmith. I am.)
{Stickly Man jumps off his diamond and challenges Mushii. they have a long, anime style battle that I can't be bothered to transcribe. Ninjawax and .Hack enter. .Hack steals Stickly Man's laptop. Sticklyman stops fighting and sees them.
.HACK: He's seen us!
NINJAWAX: RUN!
{they run away, but Stickly Man throws his shovel at them and they collapse. Cut back to the Poopsmith.}
THE POOPSMITH: {typing} So, yeah, Jim. That's what I'm like in 20X6 and 1936. Well, until next time, keep on shovelin'!
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Easter Eggs
- Click anywhere to change the scene to the Devil in front of his telegramophone. Click again to see Sticklyman with his laptop. Click one more time to see Mushii Champah pushing Stickly Man out of the way and sitting in his place.
Fun Facts
- The title of this email is a reference to boring (really).
- "Yours Puddingfully" is a reference to those 20X6 toons and email shows in which 1-Up is obsessed with pudding.
