hremails/stong bad

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HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing, types "run Homestar's__email"} I'm gonna check my email all of the time, doo doo doo...

Hi Homestar Runner,
If you hate Stong Bad so much,
why don't you kill him?
-Vinnie C.

{Homestar Runner says the last line as "From Vinnie C."}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well Vinnie, I've always kinda liked Stong Bad, but I suppose you're right {gets up}

{Cut to Stong Bad standing in the Field. Homestar Runner enters the frame in the foreground.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, Stong Bad!

STONG BAD: {faces Homestar} Uhdyeah, what ees it, Homestaaaaayaar?

{Homestar leaves the frame and the Heavy Lourde falls on Stong Bad, completely crushing him. Cut back to the Randy 400.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {sits down, typing} Oh man, Vinnie. That feels so much better. Thanks a lot! {stops typing} Okay, so until next time, keep sending me your questions, and I will continue to stuff my face with Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. I mean, answer them.