X is the new Y/5
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About
Marissa and Yvonne visit the strongs. The views of both are seen.
CAST: Marissa, Yvonne, The cheat, Xaviar, Strong bad, Strong sad, Marzipan, Strong mad
SETTING: The bedroom, the kitchen, the field, Strong bads kitchen, Strong bads room, The basement,
Transcript
{the screen opens to the girls room. marissa and yvonne are sound asleep in their beds. a loud, annoying beeping is heard. marissa sreches her arms out, and yawns as she sits up}
MARISSA: {thinking} Finally! A day where I get up nice and early.
{the screen pans in on yvonne, whom is seen squinting}
YVONNE: {thinking} I can't believe that moron. "Lets get up after one minute of sleep!" What a tool.
{the screen pans back out}
MARISSA: Good morning, Yvonne!
YVONNE: Ugh. Please tell me when you're setting your alarm.
MARISSA: Come on! The early bird gets the worm!
YVONNE: They can also order takeout all day.
MARISSA: {thinking} Slacker.
YVONNE: {thinking} Worm eater.
{cuts to the kitchen. The cheat is there, putting bread in a toaster. marissa and yvonne walk in}
MARISSA: {thinking} Ooh! Toast for breakfast sounds good!
YVONNE: {thinking} Ooh. I guess we couldn't push down a lever.
MARISSA: Thanks for making breakfast, the cheat!
THE CHEAT: {happy the cheat noises}
YVONNE: What flavor jams do you have?
THE CHEAT: {points at the fridge}
{marissa opens the fridge}
MARISSA: Lets see... grape, strawberry, and... {faces the cheat} Why is one jar glowing?
THE CHEAT: {the cheat noises}
YVONNE: Isn't that illegal? {grabs the grape jelly, walks over to the table.}
THE CHEAT: {mocking the cheat noises}
{cuts to the field. the sky is orange, indicating the sunrise. marissa and yvonne step out of the grill}
MARISSA: {thinking} What a nice oppertunity for an invigorating walk!
YVONNE: {thinking} I wonder if strong bad got that new game.
MARISSA: There's nothing like a good dose of fresh air.
YVONNE: Except practically everything.
MARISSA: Name one thing.
YVONNE: A fork through the foot.
{cuts to the front door of the brother strongs house. someone knocks on the door. strong bad walks up, and opens it. marissa and yvonne walk in.}
MARISSA: Oh. It's you.
YVONNE: Hey, Strong Bad!
STRONG SAD: {walks into the frame} Hello, marissa.
MARISSA: Good morning, Strong Sad.
MARZIPAN: {walks in} Hello again, Marissa!
STRONG BAD: Who let you guys in?
STRONG SAD: Well, when you put someone on a leash, you might want to hold it, or attach it to a lamp post...
STRONG BAD: Shut up.
MARZIPAN: Well, I brought the books for this week. {strong sad, marissa, and strong sad begin walking offscreen, their voices fading} Did you remember to bring the tea...
YVONNE: It's like we're in dork-con.
STRONG BAD: Hey, I just found my Spirits of '76 game. Wanna play?
YVONNE: Yeah! {strong bad and yvonne walk offscreen.}
{cuts to a crossscene of strong bads room and the kitchen. marzipan, strong sad, and marissa are sitting at a table, each of them holding a teal book. yvonne and strong bad are playing Spirits of '76, with the volume turned on loudly. patriotic-sounding video game music is heard}
MARISSA: {thinking} We had the most lovely book club meeting. We each got to read two chapters aloud! I was glad that Strong Bad had turned on some music for us to listen to.
YVONNE: {thinking} Okay, I was just trying to play a video game in peace, but Marissa was yammering too loud for me to hear anything!
STRONG SAD: {lightly heard} Chapter 5: Th-
YVONNE: {turns around} Will you guys shut up already? {faces the tv again}
MARZIPAN: Tea?
STRONG BAD: {sarcastically} Whoop-te-freakin'-do. {sarcistically} Oh boy, Yvonne. We get to drink wet leaf juice.
{marissa giggles, putting her hand over her mouth.}
MARISSA: Oh, you two are such kidders.
{cuts to outside the house of the brother strong. marissa, strong sad, and marzipan are sitting in a circle, meditating. strong bad and yvonne are seen looking down from a second story window.}
MARISSA: {thinking} I think meditations the most calming thing anyone can do.
YVONNE: {thinking} 3... 2... 1...
STRONG BAD AND YVONNE: Bombs away! {the two begin dropping water balloons on the three, causing them to stand up, startled}
STRONG SAD: Strong bad!
STRONG BAD: Yes I am. {drops a water balloons, hitting strong sad square on the head}
{cuts to the field. the sky is orange, indicating sunset. marissa and yvonne are walking towards the grill}
MARISSA: {thinking} What a nice day.
YVONNE: {thinking} Whatever marissa's about to say, I disagree.
MARISSA: How was your day?
YVONNE: Wrong!
MARISSA: Huh?
YVONNE: Incorrect.
MARISSA: I was just saying...
YVONNE: Nope!
MARISSA: You're a genius!
YVONNE: Thanks!
MARISSA: {thinking} Crap.
{cuts to the kitchen. The cheat, Marissa, and Yvonne are all eating pasta with tomato sauce.}
MARISSA: {thinking} A great dinner to end a great day!
YVONNE: {thinking} I wonder if anyone else has notices pasta feels like veins.
{yvonne stops cehwing momentarily. she then spit her half eaten pasta into her bowl}
MARISSA: {swallows} What was that?
YVONNE: {pushing her bowl aside} Nothing.
{cuts to the bedroom. marissa and yvonne are in there beds}
MARISSA: {thinking} I hope I can have a similar day tomorrow. Minus the water balloons.
YVONNE: {thinking} Please oh please, don't let tomorrow be like today!
{the screen fades to black}
Fun Facts
- The pasta-veins feeling is a commonly used trick on halloween.
- Spirits of '76 is a SBCG4AP reference.
