X is the new Y/1
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The four meet each other.
CAST: Strong bad, The cheat, Homestar, Yvonne, Marissa
LOCATION: The hammock, the field(cage trap), The KOT's castle, The cheats grill
Transcript
{the screen shows a hammock hung between two trees. Strong bad is relaxing in the hammock, wearing sunglasses. the cheat is curled up next to the tree. both look relaxed.}
STRONG BAD: This is the life, eh, The cheat?
THE CHEAT: {hapy the cheat noises}
STRONG BAD: First, we got our new computer, than our tiger trap worked-
THE CHEAT: {confused the cheat noises}
{zoom in on strong bads face}
STRONG BAD: {faces the cheat, takes off his sunglasses} No, I mean the giant cage in the field. You even made me buy the cage!
THE CHEAT: {angered the cheat noises}
STRONG BAD: Well, it was a trick answer. No matter who bought it, {zooms back out quickly, stong bad relaxes again} his wallet paid for the cage and more!
{cuts to the field. a large dog cage is there, with a wooden plank on it, with 'free marshmalows' written on it poorly in pink paint. homestar is trapped inside the cage, in what appears to be a very uncomfortable position.}
HOMESTAR: Um, guys? I'm very uncomfortable! And I still can't find the marshmallows!
{two marshmallows fly onscreen, landing just outside the cage. cuts back to the original view}
STRONG BAD: And now we have nothing to do but {pulls a cold on out of hammerspace} drink cold ones all day long!
THE CHEAT: {approving the cheat noises}
{two shadows begin fading in, some screams are heard. eventually, marissa and yvonne fall on the cheat, one by one. as the cheat makes scared the cheat noises and runs offscreen, strong bad suddenly looks at them, his sun glasses falling off}
STRONG BAD: WAAGH! Who the crap are you guys!
MARISSA: {slowly getting up, rubbing her head} Oh, where am I?
STRONG BAD: In the middle of ruining my perfect day. {turns head} How did you even get here}
MARISSA: Um... Are you from that U.S.A. contry, or something.
STRONG BAD: {eye lids lower} Um, yeah. You're in that 'U.S.A. country'.
MARISSA: Then how did we get here?
STRONG BAD: I suspect a catauplt or an airplane.
YVONNE: Too... many... salted peanuts...
MARISSA: So, do you know if there's a hotel around here?
STRONG BAD: I could always force the cheat to let you use the guest room in his grill.
YVONNE: {getting up, gripping her stomach} Where are we?
MARISSA: Almost in a grill, apparently. {facing strong bad} How do you expect us to live in a grill?!?
STRONG BAD: Hey, it's apparently a mansion that looks like a grill.
YVONNE: Is that physically posible?
STRONG BAD: {groans} Follow me.
{cuts to the king of towns castle. The cheat is curled up on a wall, looking mortified. Strong bad, the cheat, and yvonne walk in. the cheat screams}
STRONG BAD: Calm down, the cheat! They're not here to hurt you!
YVONNE: Aw...
STRONG BAD: Look, these guys-
MARISSA: Girls.
STRONG BAD: -got launched off a catapult-
MARISSA: Fell off a plane.
STRONG BAD: -And are some how here now.
THE CHEAT: {inquizitive the cheat sounds}
STRONG BAD: You're the only person with a guest room in this entire series!
THE CHEAT: {intrigued the cheat noises}
STRONG BAD: Pay you?!? How much?!?
THE CHEAT: {holds out right arm} {smarmy the cheat noises}
STRONG BAD: {poorly acting reluctantly} Oh man. If I have to pay that much... {holds out a bag labeled 'fresh pencil shavings}
THE CHEAT: {excited the cheat noises} {runs offscreen}
MARISSA: Pencil shavings?
{cuts to a small peacock room. the floors are a sea foam. strong bad opens the door, and the three walk in.}
YVONNE: What's wrong with physics today?
STRONG BAD: This is your room. Unpack your bags, and get out of my life.
'MARISSA: {angered} We have no bags.
STRONG BAD: Not my fault. {leaves}
YVONNE: Um... where's the {zooms out, shows the room is empty.} furniture? {furniture echos}
MARISSA: Cool. ECHO! {echos}
YVONNE: Back on topic, {zooms back in} what will we sleep on?
MARISSA: Um...
{the screen quickly changes to marissa and yvonne sleeping on some wooden kitchen chairs turned over.}
Easter Eggs
- After seven seconds, the following plays:
- MARISSA: {half asleep} Back... in... pain...
Fun Facts
- 'Tiger trap' is a reference to Calvin and Hobbes, a fameous comic strip.
- The room echo only appears when the camera is zoomed out.
- Marissa yelling echo is a reference to 'Finding Nemo,' when Dory yells the same thing into a trench.
- '...in the entire series!' is a reference to breaking the fourth wall.
