VOIP!
From Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki

VOIP!!
Oh no! As soon as you clicked on that link your computer/laptop goes haywire and sucks you into the screen!
You wake up and realise you are on a green field with a small, brown stick pointing out of the ground. You soon realise that you are in Free Country, USA! (Dun dun dun!)
There is a note stuck onto the stick. You pick it up and read it. It reads as follows:-
Muahahahahaha!!!
You are trapped in Free Country, USA for life! That will teach you to stop hitting your fingers on my keyboard!
I suppose you could collect four numbers hidden throughout this place that make up a code in order for you to escape.
And even if you do manage to decipher the code, you will need to type the code into me and you'll NEVER find me!
Bye, bye, loser,
Your computer/laptop.
I knew I should have replaced that chunk of metal ages ago, you think.
Well, you better find a way to escape this place somehow. A few days of putting up with Homestar's stupidity will be a nightmare. Start by finding the four numbers, then find your computer and then, hopefully, you should be VOIPed back to your home.
And so your adventure begins...
Hints and Tips
VOIP! is a fiendishly difficult text adventure game. If this is your first adventure, I suggest you play one of the other adventures before tackling this one.
If you think you can beat the game just by clicking on all the blue links then think again. There are some pages that aren't linked to the rest of the adventure and it is up to you to find them. Sometimes just looking at the page URL or hovering over links helps. At other times looking at the page source by clicking 'edit' will show up some hidden messages that are essential to beating the game. Keep this in mind as you continue in your adventure.
Are you ready to play? Good.
