User:Skub/skub

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Overview

Category: Character Video

Skub tells all about his style.

CAST: (in order of appearance) Skub, Strong Sad

PLACES: Strong Sad's Room

PAGE TITLE: The Man, The Myth, The Leg

Transcript

{Open to Strong Sad's Bedroom. Skub is on the bed.}

SKUB: I, uh... what do I do?

STRONG SAD: {offscreen} Just tell us about yourself!

SKUB: That's it? Uh, um... jeez, what do I say?

STRONG SAD: {offscreen} What's your name, for example?

SKUB: I'm, uh, I'm Skub. Skubby's what some people call me, but most people call at me like, "Skub."

{Skub bounces in place a bit.}

SKUB: Well, uh, I like to—oh, this bed is so cushiony soft!—I like to sprite, make music, uh... I also write Coach Z Emails in my spare time, and I also do Where U Goin' 2? 2, if you like interactive stuff. I mean, there's not much else to say, is there?

STRONG SAD: {offscreen} Naw, you've got plenty of time!

SKUB: Oh, okay! Uh... I'm 16, goin' on 17, you see... Yeesh, I really should be doing better stuff with my time, am I right?

STRONG SAD: {offscreen} Yeah, you're... you're a bit pathetic.

SKUB: Would that be a compliment coming from you?

STRONG SAD: {offscreen} Prolly!

SKUB: Well, that's good I guess! Hit me up on my userpage-em-up, or maybe just talk to me somewhere else. You'll find me trollin' Recent Changes, usually. Anyhow, that's all I've got!

STRONG SAD: {offscreen} Oh, shoot—

SKUB: Wh—what?

STRONG SAD: {offscreen} I don't, uh... I don't think I was recording.

SKUB: {pause} Strong Sad, I will come over there and I will MURDER YOU TO DEATH—

Variations

• 1936: Knuckles Skubsbury, Prizefighter and Bantamweight Contender
• 20X6: 20X6 Version of Skub, Prizefighter and Yokozuna Hopeful