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Because MFT3k has been crowned the greatest fanstuff of all time, I'm going to use my spare time to try and prove its disloyalty to the queen using the tongue and cheek nature that made it so popular in the first place

SKUB: Hello!!!

Contents 1 Opening Comments 2 Zarel Emails 2.1 E-Mail List 2.2 Computer Archive 2.2.1 Cappy DT8 (Emails 1-?) 2.3 Scroll Theme Archive 2.4 Inbox 2.5 Randomize 2.6 Represent. \m/(-_-)\m/ 3 Closing Comments

Opening Comments

CHWOKA: So, Zarel Emails, huh?

NACHOMAN: Yup.

JCM: The action never stops!

SKUB: Woah! This didn't immediately get unfunny when you said it. Or when Chwoka says it!

CHWOKA: Say, Skub, isn't Zarel your new best friend?

SKUB: I'LL SHOW YOU I'LL BE MORE VICIOUS THAN EVER

JCM: BY USING ALL CAPS

SKUB: AND YOU KNOW WHAT

SKUB: IT WORKED

CHWOKA: Really? Hit me with a joke.

SKUB: Uhhhhhh GIVE ME A SECOND

CHWOKA: What, are we going to make a furry joke or something? Maybe correct his grammar? What brand new exciting riffs will you hit us with in our SEC

JCM: I'm pretty sure using yellow font is banned in the UK.

SKUB: Wow, Jicem literally defined "anti-joke". Good jorb! (See, I'm respecting 1.6 here. that is commitment to quality)

OND SEASON?

SKUB: NO I REFUSE TO BE STEREOTYPED

JCM: NO I REFUSE TO USE REGULAR CAPS

SKUB: I'll have you know that I am bringing the fedora back

CHWOKA: I'll stereotype you! I'll stereotype you as worthless.

{Skub cries into his hands.}

CHWOKA: So, NachoMan, first episode. Excited?

NACHOMAN: What about Skub?

CHWOKA: Don't change the subject, we're talking about your first day.

NACHOMAN: No, I think you really hurt his feelings...

CHWOKA: He doesn't have feelings.

NACHOMAN: Oh, well, I guess this is cool and stuff. It's always been my dream to get paid to make fun of people, agle-

CHWOKA: You don't get paid for this

NACHOMAN: I-- excuse me?

JCM: It took you that long to figure it out

SKUB: Don't you make fun of my Mexican prince >:OOOOOOO

CHWOKA: We're just doing this for fun!

NACHOMAN: I, I just felt a serious dip in my motivation

Zarel Emails

The following is a still-active fanstuff. The following is the revision as on 22:32, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

BLUEBRY: i bet this is on deviantart somewhere

JCM: Get it, because only furries use DeviantArt

SKUB: Actually, yeah

ZAREL E-MAILS
Yellow dragon action

SKUB: "Yellow Dragon Action"? Why do I have a sinking feeling about this?

On the return to Free Country, USA (or rather Zarel's arrival), Zarel Lewis, 17 and a half,

NACHOMAN: i'm onwy twee and a hawf yeaws owd

JCM: That's right! Show them your pride!

SKUB: Hey, he just learned how to pee-pee in ums potty, give him a break

decided to open up his own E-Mail checking show to please the fans and answer their questions.

SKUB: Dear penthouse forum, I never thought this would happen to me,

E-Mail List

ZarelMails: Email List

Scroll Theme of the Time:
ZAREL: Hello? {knocks on screen a bit} Scroll Buttons?

CHWOKA: They went away because nobody likes you.
BLUEBRY: file a missing persons report

JCM: File a run-down joke report

SKUB: WE'VE GOT NO TIME! CALL THE FUN POLICE

Current Computer: Cappy DT8

BLUEBRY: more li-no, too easy

JCM: If it's harder than capitalizing his sentences, don't give it to him.

SKUB: Bluebry is just too cool for the shift key, okay

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10. dream house
9. art
8. der cheat
7. dragon questiones

BLUEBRY: questions

6. robot
5. games

SKUB: OH I HOPE HE TALKS ABOUT TEAM FORTRESS OR MEGA MAN
CHWOKA: Nah, probably just the games he plays with himself at night.
SKUB: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?!
{canned laughs}

JCM: Ah, the canned laugh. For use when a joke is so bad, the viewer actually needs to be indicated when to laugh.

SKUB: AND YOU KNOW WHAT

SKUB: IT WORKED

4. spelunking
3. billion dollars
2. style
1. love limerick

Computer Archive

Cappy DT8 (Emails 1-?)

"The Cappy DT8. Get ahead in life with the Cappy."

JCM: By the way, there's a hidden riff here that Bluebry thought was too racy to display to the public, so instead of depriving the world if its genius, he just left it for readers to find for themselves. Like an easter egg, only without the countless tabbing.

SKUB: To be fair, I am pretty edgy

Zarel's first computer. The Cappy is a relatively old computer from the early 2000s,

CHWOKA: Wait, so Zarel didn't have a computer until after 9/11? What a pitiful sack of loser.
NACHOMAN: i'm pretty sure he didn't figure out how to check email on it until several months ago

JCM: Two jokes in one shot! Neither contributed to anything nor were necessarily funny, but who cares? They have a laugh track!

SKUB: Jicem would never diminish the tragedy of 9/11. He is just that patriotic and by God I don't want anybody to make fun of him for it.

but still works efficiently. It can play games, surf the web, and most importantly, check email.

SKUB: If it can't time travel then I'm out of here.

JCM: Because it's not like you were complaining about Bell's use of time travel in the previous episode.

SKUB: I was kinda busy getting sick all over my pants.

Scroll Theme Archive

• ZAREL: Hello? {knocks on screen a bit} Scroll Buttons? (Emails 1-?)

NACHOMAN: "Zarel Lewis: 2010 - ????"

Inbox

Drop an email for Zarel here.

NACHOMAN: oh you bet I will

JCM: Is there some sort of innuendo in that statement?

SKUB: Are you old enough to know what innuendo is?

Randomize

{Upon clicking the option, Zarel clicks a key that makes his computer roulette through the available emails. To stop, he raises a fist and slams the keyboard to make it stop.}

SKUB: Not how computers work there buddie

JCM: "How do you type with boxing gloves on?" asked Skub

SKUB: I'm gonna kill you. (This is also abiding 1.6 if you look hard enough!!)

BLUEBRY: one of those keys has gotta stop it

Represent. \m/(-_-)\m/

BLUEBRY: so hxc

BLUEBRY: ahahahahahahhahahahashhahahhahaha sure

JCM: You lost me at the fifth "ha"

SKUB: You had me at hello~

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Closing Comments

CHWOKA: You know, that was in a completely different league of bad than the other stuff we've done.

BLUEBRY: There were some laugh-worthy moments, not gonna lie.

NACHOMAN: It wasn't that bad. So, surely the stuff we riff doesn't get worse, right guys?

....right?

JCM: He pressed enter ten times just to prove a point.








He has no idea what he's doing.

SKUB: AND YOU KNOW WHAT








SKUB: IT WORKED