User:Good Deal Dan/Pete

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Character Video Transcript

Pete's Character Video

CAST: Pete, Dan

PLACES: GDD Pete's Room

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{Cut to GDD Pete's Room. PETE is passed out in his bed. The camera, held by DAN, moves toward PETE. DAN's hand reaches out from offscreen and he pokes PETE a few times.}

DAN: {Offscreen} Pete? You said we would do your vid today.

{PETE rolls over in bed and grumbles something}

DAN: I guess he's not getting up anytime soon. It's almost impossible to wake him up before noon. Anyway... instead of a character video... let's go through his stuff!

{The camera moves over to PETE's dresser. DAN opens it up}

DAN: {Holding up each item as he speaks about it} Let's see... Here's some gum... and a Rubix cube... ew! Is this the pizza from last Tuesday?! Gross!

{The camera turns around to face DAN}

DAN: {Speaking to the camera} As you can see... Pete leads a rather unorganized life. Maybe you can catch him awake some time. I'm sure there's something deeper going on inside his head... hopefully.

{The camera turns to PETE once again, still in bed.}

DAN: Say goodbye Pete!

PETE: Get out!

{PETE throws an Xbox 360 controller at the camera. The video abruptly ends}

Fun Factuals

• The friend this character is based off of sleeps unusually late. Always.