User:Good Deal Dan/Alfonzo

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Character Video Transcript

Alfonzo's Character Video

CAST: Alfonzo, Dan, Bubs

PLACES: Bubs' Concession Stand

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{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. ALFONZO is leaning on the counter, bored out of his mind. He is wearing clothes similar to BUBS' clothing, which is apparantly store policy.}

DAN: {Offscreen} Hello there, brother! You look joyful.

ALFONZO: What do you want, Dan?

DAN: We're making character videos, remember?

ALFONZO: So you picked now to do it? Why?

DAN: It's funny.

ALFONZO: I hate you so much.

{BUBS comes in from the back of the stand}

BUBS: Alfonzo! That's no way to talk to a customer!

ALFONZO: But it's only Dan!

DAN: Hi!

BUBS: A customer is a customer, Alfonzo.

DAN: Oh I'm not here to buy anything. I'm here to film!

BUBS: {Nervously} The accusations aren't true! I have nothing to hide! The media is just trying to exploit-

ALFONZO: Bubs he means a character video.

BUBS: Oh. {To DAN} Ignore all that.

DAN: Will do.

BUBS: Who's will?

{ALFONZO slaps his forehead. The video ends}

Fun Factuals

• The "Will do" "Who's Will?" routine has been used in many a past fanstuff of mine.