Tomsar's Answering Machine
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DaAaAaAaAah!!! Welcome to my answering machine! Spitooooooooooooo...
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Instructions
Normal
You just gotta put the washboard down the drain, and the puffers will smush you into a pancake...
Rough Translation
All you have to do is to write, in transcript, a message to Tomsar, and then he will respond.
Example
TOMSAR: DaAaAaA! Leave me a sound after the toooooooooooooooot! *beep*
EXAMPLEMAN: Hey, are you friends with Homsar?
Messages
TOMSAR: DaAaAaA! Leave me a sound after the toooooooooooooooot! *beep*
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey! It's my long lost cousin, Brain Bonkers! I haven't seen you in forever! So, how's life, man? Remember when we replaced dad's deodorant with- oh, wait, y-y-your not really Brian..... {sobs} Sorry for i-i-interrupting. You see, I've been looking for my cousin, Brian Bonkers. I-I-I-I.... {sobs} When am I gonna find Brian? I-I-I loved him... {crys} {hangs up phone, dial tone}
STRONG BAD: Uh.. good morning pink.. thing.. face.. This is.. um.. Mr.Fomsar.. Calling to give you an advice! Im waiting behind the bushes to {Quickly,Under his breath) give you a cake in the face.
So.. To avoid it paint yourself pink . You know paint arms,Hat,*Ahem* Arms and everything else! And then I will NOT splatter you with a cake! I mean it! Oh and people will not make fun of your color. This was Mr..fomsar.. With an cool advice. Waiting behind the bushes! {Beep}
