Thy Dungeonman Online/Starter Dungeon
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>You are in thy dungeonroom. It is dark. You can't see a thing, but there is the undeniable scent of wet guard dog and gasoline in the area. You hear a growl. Do you go Left, Right, Forward, Back, or Eggs? > Go eggs >There is a HUNGRY DINGO there. There is a BONE stuck in the wall, and PLIERS on the ground. > Attack Dingo with Pliers >You don't have ye pliers. > get ye pliers >Gotten. > Attack Dingo with pliers > He bleeds and bleeds and bleeds and OH THE HUMANITY > apologize >Apologize to whom? The Dingo? That be laugh and a half. Even if he weren't dead, he couldn't understand you! > get bone >You can't get ye bone. It is stuck in the wall. > go NOT EGGS >That leaves you with Left, Right, Forward and Backwards > Go left > You run right into the wall, and gasoline spills to your right. > Go right > You run right into a wall. SANDPAPER and a STICK hit you in the head. > Get ye Stick > You get ye STICK! Now where, smart guy? Its too dark to tell compus directions. Left or Forward or Back or Bone? > Get ye Flask >Did I ever say there was a flask here? NO! > Get ye Sandpaper > Ahem, I said get ye Sandpaper! > (DELETE ONCE READ:Sorry, I was on vacation.) Ylou are not in the area where the sandpaper is. You are still in the center of the room. > Look guard dog >It's too dark to see him from here. You have to get closer. >go left >You slip and fall on some gasoline. > Ignite gasoline >With what? You don't have fire! > Break stick in half, make fire >The sticks are very damp. > Dry off the sticks for the fire |
