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NEW FLASK WANTEDETH

THY 6TH OF MARCH IN THYNE YEAR 970 AD

I saweth the sight of thy flask recede into thy wall,and I began to bawleth with the tears of one thousand men. After that goodst cry, I got back up, dusteth thyne self off and exiteth thy olde cell. I saw a hallway with two dames. Different heights, same cloth. Thyne heads turned around as they repeateth "HELLO THY DUNGEONMAN, WE WANTETH TO PLAY" That jackcrap creepeth me out so muche, I cried some more. I also used a boweth and arrow from my belt to shooteth thyne both. Then I needeth go to thyne chamberpot, so I knocked thyne self out, woke up in a chamberpot room, relieved thyne self, knocketh thyne self out again, then woketh up back in ye dungeon. That's all for today. Willst tell more tommorow.

STARTER-UPPER BLOGETH

THY 5TH OF MARCH IN THYNE YEAR 970 AD

I do apologist for thyne quality of my blog, which I have forthwith summoned throughst the use of dark magic. I willst imrpove on thyne blog at the later. Today, I found mine self in a dungeon, it happendst to be my home. I rollst out of my bed, constructed out of the finest goat cheeseth, and kissed thine flask hello. I then procdeth to thy steed, which tooketh me to the steel mill where Ist currently be employedth. My bossman, Custodial Magistrate Ripberger scoldeth me for being late, and punished me with a littleth nail to thy foot. Ist did not mind, howeverest. I am too excitedeth. I was moldeth hot steel together when my co-worker, Dennis toldeth me the big news I was waiting forst. A new flask was availablst for grabbeth at another dungeon 20 miles back. I was so excitedeth, I knocked thyne self out just to awake in thy dungeon to which Dennis referred. I found myself in yon dungeon. I seen a freaketh flask. The type that thou could go phsycodelic on. Very colourful. I leaned to grabbeth it, but yon flask receded into thyne wall with a "HIYAAAAA!!!!!" Morest willst be toldeth at the later. Great wishings, common folk.