The Ultimate Boss Guide/Zombieman Jones

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NAME: Luther Kevin "Zombieman" Jones
SPECIES: Undeadious Bonius(Skeleton)
AFFILIATION: The Master's Bosses
AREAS OF EXPERTIES: Scaring, Summoning, Hypnotizing
HEAD OF: Graveyard Robbing
BACKSTORY THEORY: Luther was a good friend of Spectero befor ehe died. When Spectero died, Luther became depressed, seeing he lost his only friend and had his two baby children to raise. The Master arrived, telling Luther that he could join Spectero if he entered his army. Luther accepted and left the two boys to an orphanage. Through a machine, he became an undead skeleton - and a member of Master's army! Since that day Luther became undead, his name has been "Zombieman Jones" and has been in charge of robbing graves to support the army.
NOTABLE TRAITS: Able To Make Others Do his Bidding, Summon Dead, and Beat Any Challengers At Scrabble

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