The Ultimate Boss Guide/Trukka Divreal

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NAME: Trukka Divreal, the One and Only, Jello-Graced Stuckseat!
SPECIES: Truck-Driver
AFFILIATION: The Master's Bosses
AREAS OF EXPERTIES: Driving Trucks, Self-Serving Gas Stops, Sweating like a Pig
HEAD OF: Challenge City Imports and Exports Dept.
BACKSTORY THEORY: This guy was a simple ordinary guy, just like you. He drove lots of trucks, like eighteen-wheelers, just like you. (But I don't drive trucks!) Shut Up. Anyways, one day he crashed in a horrible watermelon/shark accident. He was near-fatally injured, when the Master found him. The Master had him nursed back to health, and in return, Trukka Divreal was forever loyal, The End.
NOTABLE TRAITS: Overweight, Drooly, has a hard time driving things with less than eight wheels.

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