The Ultimate Boss Guide/The Living Gumbo

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NAME: The Living Gumbo
SPECIES: Gumbo?
AFFILIATION: The Master's Bosses
AREAS OF EXPERTIES: Stinking Up The Place, Making People Puke
HEAD OF:Puke to Plastic-Alloy-And-Greasy-Glue-Convertion
BACKSTORY THEORY: Remember Strong Bad's Gumbo that Coach Z puked into the couch patch? Well, it sat in the couch all those years, and finally, in 20X6, it had mutated into a living being. It sometimes went by the name of Kevin PyunderShorts. After living in Stinkoman's fridge, and then a robo tree outside Stinkoman's house, he was adopted by the Master and taken in, where he was taught to commit meaningless acts of violence and evil. When he battled Stinkoman, he asploded with the saying, "When life is the put into a gumbo and it's youself, make the best of at? At!" The Master revived him, fortunately, and that puts him where he is today.
NOTABLE TRAITS: Smells and tastes AWFUL, likes to hug trees(but makes them decompose from his stench) and craps little tiny copies of himself.

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