The Ultimate Boss Guide/Sir Crabsbert V

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NAME: Sir Eugene Crabsbert the Fifth
SPECIES: Crabster(crab/lobster)
AFFILIATION: The Master's Bosses
AREAS OF EXPERTIES: Pinching, Snobbish Tactics and Stuff
HEAD OF: Head of Oceanianiania Affairs
BACKSTORY THEORY: Eugene was the polka-dot sheep in a herd full filled with plaids. He was mistreated, despite being a member of the royal family. The anger he bottled up eventually led him to hating the city he ruled over, and thus selling it to the Master. Since that day, Oceania(shortened) has been in a fierce sorta communistic rule, where Master's better than you.
NOTABLE TRAITS: Short, Pronounces "whip" with emphasis on the h, Hated by most members of the Master's official Bowling Leage(except for Trukka; they're friends.)

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