The Ultimate Boss Guide/Professor Sapien

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NAME: Professor Harold Sapien
SPECIES: Ape
AFFILIATION: The Master's Bosses
AREAS OF EXPERTIES: Tactics, Mechanics, Construction
HEAD OF: Underwater Testing Facility
BACKSTORY THEORY: Professor Sapien was born to be evil, or so he says. When he was old enough, he joined The Master's army as an attempt to make his name known and he eventually did. Harold showed signs of greatness in his machines he built, and soon enough, he became the founder and head of Master's Underwater testing Facility!
NOTABLE TRAITS: Very Intelligent, Walks On Two Legs, Nearsighted

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