The Ultimate Boss Guide/Holkeermin

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NAME: Holkeermin
SPECIES: Giant Sausage
AFFILIATION: The Master's Bosses
AREAS OF EXPERTIES: Psychicness, Lizard Prevention
HEAD OF: Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Meat
BACKSTORY THEORY: Holkeermin was a giant Sausage born out of a cocoon and raised by his parents. (Of course, who else would raise him?) But tragedy struck when his parents were captured and devoured by Trogador, thus causing Holkeermin to grow a hate and fear of lizards, at the same time. He joined the Master's Bosses, and to this day, takes out his anger on Stinkoman, by pretending Stinkoman is Trogador shrunk down really small.
NOTABLE TRAITS: Orphan, Psychic, Very Muscular but Thin, Holds a Ph.D in L.T.M.R.(Lizard to Meat Reactions).

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