The Ultimate Boss Guide/Captain Calzoni

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NAME: Captain Hector J. Calzoni
SPECIES: Robot Pirate
AFFILIATION: The Master's Bosses
AREAS OF EXPERTIES: Pillaging, Theiving, Pirating
HEAD OF: The Shining Quasar Ship
BACKSTORY THEORY: Hector was a robot who was brought to the dark side when The Master met him. Since that night, he's been known as a famous space pirate who even had the nerve to loot a Planet K rocketship - and got away with it!
NOTABLE TRAITS: Despises Ninjas, Has A Titanium Stub Leg, and A Rusty Hook For A Hand
CREATED BY THIS GUY.

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