The Ultimate Boss Guide/Cabancrash

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NAME: Cabancrash
SPECIES: Robot/Weapon
AFFILATION: The Master's Bosses
AREAS OF EXPERTIESE: Attacking, Rolling, Jumping, Boosting, Making Earthquakes
HEAD OF: The Underpounder Gang
BACKSTORY THEORY: The Municipality needed a weapon, so they made one based on the final boss of Metal Slug Advance, except more ball-shaped, smaller, and mobile. However, The Master swindled him away and reprogrammed him. That now puts Cabancrash where he is.
KNOWN FOR: Playing The Blame Game With His Earthquakes, Pertending He's Sonic, Being An Obstruction

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