The Strong Sad Wets Yonder Bed
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Strong Bad busts out more kids book action.
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar, Strong Bad, Strong Sad, Bubs, The Cheat, Strong Bad, Zarel, Horrible Painting, Homsar
Places: The Computer Room, The Field
Page Title: The Other Timeless Classic!
Transcript
{Black screen}
HOMESTAR: Previously {said as "Pr-eh-viously} on Homestarrunner.com...
{Fade to the Computer Room, Homestar is sitting on the floor while Strong Bad holds "The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw" in his hand.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Bravo, Strong Bad. You simply must read one more.
STRONG BAD: Ohh, fine, fine. So I shall. How about {takes out another book and smiles} The Strong Sad Wets Yonder Bed?
{Strong Sad leans in}
STRONG SAD: There is no such kids' book!
{The cover for The Strong Sad Wets Yonder Bed flies up as this line is said}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Or is there?
{Strong Bad proceeds to narrate the story}
The Strong Sad Wets Yonder Bed.
{Next page shows Strong Bad surrounded by monochrome circles}
Nobody loves the Strong Sad. He is a sad little [guy.] dumpface.
{Next page shows Strong Sad lying asleep in his bed}
One night, Strong Sad was lying soundly asleep in his bed.
{Next page shows Strong Sad awake, but looking at a wet spot on his bed}
The next morning, [Strong Sad] Stupidface awoke to find an odd wet spot on his bed cover. "It appears I have wet my bed!" said Strong [Sad.] Fat.
{Next page shows Strong Sad in the Field}
Strong Sad went out the next morning to find something that could make the wet spot go away, but he didn't want to be too obvious.
{Next page has Strong Sad talking to Bubs}
Strong Sad asked Bubs for a hair dryer. "Can I have a hair dryer, please?" asked Strong Sad, clearly asking for a hair dryer.
{Next page shows a close-up of Bubs and Strong Sad. Bubs is handing a hair dryer to Strong Sad}
Bubs gave [Strong Sad] the elephant what he wanted without question. "Thanks, Bubs!" replied Strong Sad. [with an unusually creepy bit of happiness.]
{Next page has Strong Sad drying his bedsheet} Strong Sad dried the bedsheet and the wet spot disappeared. "Hooray!" cheered Strong Sad. [Okay, this is getting creepy.]
{Next page has Strong Sad sleeping}
After returning the hair dryer, Strong Sad went back to sleep that night.
{Next page has Strong Sad awake again; the wet spot is back.}
The next morning Strong Sad saw that he had wet the bed again. "I've never wet my bed before!" shrieked [Strong Sad] Plumples.
{Next page, Strong Sad is in the field with Strong Bad and The Cheat.}
Strong Sad went out to find Bubs again, but [Strong Bad and The Cheat] two awesome dudes started laughing at him.
"You wet yonder bed!" said [Tiny-Handed] Strong Bad, laughing out loudly.
{Next page shows a middle shot of Strong Sad}
Strong Sad was ashamed and slumped back home.
{Next page shows Strong Sad's closet}
That night, Strong Sad hid in his empty closet. "A wet closet is less noticeable than a wet bed." He said to himself.
{Next page shows Strong Bad and The Cheat sneaking into Strong Sad's room. The Cheat has a bottle of water.}
Just then, Strong Sad saw from the closet that Strong Bad and [The Cheat] a little yellow rat were in his room. "We're gonna spill this on the bedsheet so Strong Sad thinks he wet himself!" said Strong Bad.
{Next page is a divided picture. One half shows Strong Sad with a camera, and the other shows Strong Bad and The Cheat looking around confused}
Just then, there was a flash. "What was that?" said Strong Bad.
{Next page has Strong Bad talking to the Cheat.}
"Meh!" said The Cheat. "You're right," said Strong Bad. "It was probably just the lightning!"
{Next page has Strong Sad in the Field showing the picture to Zarel.}
The next morning, Strong Sad went to Zarel to show him the picture. "If Strong Bad told you I wet my bed, then here's proof I don't!" said [Strong Sad] the Fatso Supreme.
{Next page has Zarel giving Strong Sad a board of some sort.}
"Put this in Strong Mad's closet," Zarel said, "It will scare the pants off of them."}
{The next page has Strong Sad slipping the board into Strong Mad's closet.}
Strong Sad then did what [Zarel] the weird lizard told him to do.
{The next page has Strong Bad and The Cheat looking in Strong Mad's closet}
Strong Bad then went to Strong Mad's closet because he thought he left his fireworks in there. "I swear I put it here, The Cheat!" said Strong Bad.
{The next page has Strong Bad and the Cheat on the floor, shaking and shivering. The Horrible Painting is seen.}
Just then, Strong Bad and The Cheat were struck with fear for there was a horrible painting in there! "Aaah! Jibblies!" shrieked Strong Bad.
{The last page has Strong Sad outside the room, listening in on them, cracking a slight smile}
Strong Sad was delighted that he got back at his brother. "That will teach you," chuckled Strong Sad. [Man...why is he so freakin' happy in this one...?]
{Cut back to the Computer Room, Homestar is still on the floor, and Strong Bad holding the book}
HOMESTAR: Man. That story wasn't that great.
STRONG BAD: I'll say, not enough Strong Sad beatings-up.
HOMESTAR: That story needs more Homsar.
STRONG BAD: Homsar, eh? Well, this next one I have is The Homsar Defies the Laws of Physics and Space and Time.
{Strong Bad pulls out a book cover with Homsar on it and a big, distorted, multi-colored swirl pattern.}
HOMESTAR: Eh. Story seems too childish for me.
STRONG BAD: I'd have to disagree. This one talks about physics and things.
HOMESTAR: Physi-what now?
{The End!}
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