The Stinkoman Chronicles/characters
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Stinkoman
Stinkoman is the first robot made by Strong Bad. Strong Bad couldn't get the programming quite right, so he scrapped the robot and made 1-Up. Later, he decided that he would like a servant robot, so he took out Stinkoman and finished him. The rest of his history, however, is unknown.
It seems like Stinkoman's purpose in life is to challenge anyone anytime anywhere. Why is unknown, but it's the way it is. 1-Up has asked why, only to be threatened to have the crap beaten out of him.
Stinkoman also lives in one of the largest houses on Planet K. How he got it is unknown, but due to the fact that he and Strong Bad have similar kitchens in their houses, seems to suggest he lives in Strong Bad's old house.
Stinkoman is a robot, meaning his age is set in stone. He is 17 years old, although is technical age is unknown.
1-Up
1-Up, is basically Stinkoman's sidekick. He has no arms like his "dad", but he manages to pick things up because of a magnetic force he can emit at will.
1-Up doesn't seem to enjoy challenges as much as Stinkoman, yet he strives to be The Guy someday.
His power is weak compared to Stinkoman's infinite library of "deuces", although he does pack a powerfull spin-kick.
Being a robot, his age is set in stone as 14. He was, however, built before Stinkoman, but Strong Bad probably didn't want his robot to be younger than Homestar. Along with Stinkoman, his only other friend seems to be Pan Pan, although he is also friends with another character that will be released some time in the future..
Pan Pan
Pan Pan is 1-Up's squishy friend. Where he comes from is unknown, and will probably never be a major plot point. A theory is that Pom Pom also wanted a servant, but not a robot (probably so he could avoid all the things about "you don't have a soul" and whatnot). He is in fact, an organism.
Pan Pan has a very strange body. He is big and fat and heavy enough to crush 1-Up, but he seems pretty able to bounce like a balloon, and can absorb things into his blubber. He is probably one of the smartest characters in the comic.
Since the comic's main story takes place some fifty years in the future, Pan Pan's age is debatable. It'll be revealed near the end of the story, but for now, Pan Pan's age is officialy 13. So there.
