The Homsar Defies the Laws of Physics

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Strong Bad busts out even more kids book action.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar, Rufufu, Homsar, Strong Rad, Homechat Gamer, Bubs, Vector Strong Bad

Places: The Computer Room, The Field, Bubs' Concession Stand

Transcript

STRONG BAD: Previously, according to User Zarel...

STRONG BAD: Well, this next one I have is The Homsar Defies the Laws of Physics.

{he pulls out a book with a swirl on the cover}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Eh. Story seems too childish for me.

STRONG BAD: I'd have to disagree. This one talks about physics and things.

HOMESTAR: Physi-what now?

RUFUFU: I think I should read then.

SB: Okay, take my spotlight. I don't care.

RUFUFU: The Homsar Defies the Laws of Physics.

Everyone thinks the Homsar is weird. Seriously, [guys] juys, he is.

[One day] Responding to the second letter in his mailbox, Tiny-Handed Strong Bad tried to kill Homsar using a Heavy Lourde.

But Homsar [survived] didn't die.

[On Halloween Night] Writing another one of his freakin' books, Strong Sad used a Heavy Gourde this time.

Homsar is still not dead [last].

And that's when [Strong Rad, Homechat Gamer wearing Homechat Gamer on his green shirt, and Rufufu] Orange Face, an armless green-shirt-wearing weirdo, and a red frog-thing came in.

They went to [the Candy Shaq] Bubs' Place That Keeps Changing in Every Book.

[Bubs] The blue guy had a suggestion.

He told [the three of them] us to replace his normal shoes with physics-refying shoes.

[They] Wii agreed and did this all [according] accordion to plan.

The next day, [Homsar] the blue midget version of Homestar a sploed. [Duckie-shirt Homestar didn't get hurt, however, as he wasn't in this book].