The Homestar Runner Movie Index Page/Part 7
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Homestar Runner: The Movie Part 7
STRONG BAD: {Wispering} Hey coach, where's Dumpus & Pom Pom?
COACH Z: Oh, dere lorking out fer Homestair & Marzipan.
STRONG BAD: Oh, If they don't get here soon, things are about to start to get crazy go nuts, badly!
{Meanwhile at the border line, Strong Sad is sleeping, Pom Pom is on watch, suddenly, yes! There's Homestar & Marzipan! A tremendously happy fanfare plays as Pom Pom wakes up Stong Sad and bubbles excitedly! Strong Sad rushes to the window and sees the great news. The music fades as Pom Pom & Strong Sad go out to greet their friends.}
STRONG SAD: Welcome back, guys!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: We almost got killed. We'll tell you the story another time, when the website isn't in danger!
MARZIPAN: C'mon, guys! Lead us to it!
{Meanwhile, Homeschool is making a phone call}
HOMESCHOOL: {into Phone}...Yes...yes...mhmmm...yep...Multitasking...
{While Homeschool Winner's chatting, the gang are free to read & watch "The Revised Classics". e.g: Stickly Man's gone & done changing the Homestar Runner Website & books.}
STRONG BAD: {Reading a book title} "Deh Stickly Man Enters The Strongest Man In Deh World Competiton"?
BUBS: Well, at least he didn't change "Dancin' Bubs". Oh, he did, Stickly Man's in Homestar's place.
THE CHEAT: {Cheat Noises} {caption} What the friggin' crap do you want, Stickly Man?
STICKLY MAN: Fame, fortune, Homestar outta the job, shall I go on?
THE CHEAT: {Cheat Noises that sounds like "Never mind!"}
STRONG MAD: Let me gooooo! LET ME GOOOOOOO!!!
STICKLY MAN: Oh, just shut up! {takes out remote and presses a button marked "Strong Mad". Strong Mad is electrocuted and his skeleton flashes every moment.}
STRONG MAD: {in pain} AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
{Meanwhile on the "Streets" of Free Country USA, Pom Pom, Strong Sad, Homestar Runner & Marzipan are going to the abandoned warehouse district where the UFO has landed.}
MARZIPAN: Hey, if Stickly Man sucked everyone into a black disk, how did they wind up here?
STRONG SAD: The disk has landed here.
HOMESTAR: Look, {spookily} the UFO where my friends are.
{Lightning}
HOMESTAR: {to camera} Nice touch!
{While Stickly Man and Homeschool do somthing inside, the door crashes down revealing our team}
HOMESTAR: Wow. It's Homeschool Winner and Stickly Man. It has been a while.
HOMESCHOOL: Shut up.
HOMSAR: Daaaa! Hey Brudder, is that rhinosaurus around?
HOMESCHOOL, STICKLY MAN & HOMESTAR: Shut up!
HOMSAR: {sadly} Pshooooo... {runs off making that noise he does}
HOMESCHOOL: So, it's just me, my master, and you.
HOMESTAR: Yep, brother, it is...
MARZIPAN: Brother?
HOMESCHOOL: Duh, can't you see the resemblence? Stupid.
HOMESTAR: No one insults the intelligence of my butt!
STRONG BAD: {off-screen} That was me!
HOMESTAR: Oh, right, no one insults my girlfriend, except maybe Strong Bad!
STRONG BAD: {sarcastically, still off-creen} I'm flattered.
COACH Z: Nevermind dat, Homstray! Rush into deh score zorne!
HOMESTAR: Huh?
COACH Z: Fight them dangit!
HOMESTAR: Oooh, fight theeeeem, done!
{Homestar kicks Homeschool out of the way and starts kicking Stickly Man and sends Stickly Man into the wall. Stickly Man gets out a laser gun, cocks it at Homestar's head, and charges it.}
STICKLY MAN: This will be the first and last time you interfere with me... {close up} So good bye...
{He is about to let go of the trigger, when SMACK! Suddenly Stickly Man is down. Behind him is Marzipan, with a ticked-off look on her face. The laser makes a hole in the wall.}
{Silence}
{Everyone cheers, but being in chairs, they fall flat on their sides}
Everyone except HOMSAR, THE POOPSMITH, HOMESTAR, STICKLYMAN, HOMESCHOOL WINNER, and MARIZPAN: Aw, crap!
HOMESCHOOL WINNER: Oooohhhh... {shakes head} What just happened?
STICKLY MAN: Oooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww...............
{A camera goes off. After the flash, the scene turns into a photo album. Cut to Homestar Runner, reading to his son & daughter, which look like their parents}
HOMESTAR: ...And then on, whoever ticked off Marzipan, got the crap beaten out of them. {suddenly cheery} Okay! Time for bed!
{The 2 kids run off to their rooms. Homestar faces the camera}
HOMESTAR: {to camera} Yep, this is the way to end a movie. Too bad this isn't cannon with the website! HA!
MARZIPAN: Homestar, quit saying that to Strong Sad!
STRONG SAD: {off-screen} Thats OK, I'm not with Strong Bad, finally...
STRONG BAD: {off-screen} Hey Dumpo, time for your beatin-- {Marzipan shoots a mean look}--eh uhh, heh, nevermind...
HOMESCHOOL WINNER: I was hypnotized? By Stickly Man? I thought that guy was only in 20X6!
THE END
{Credits Start Rolling, songs from the "Strong Bad Sings CD"(You choose)}
