The Homestar Runner Movie Index Page/Part 6
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Homestar Runner: The Movie Part 6
{Meanwhile, where Homeschool Winner, Stickly Man, & Strong Bad are}
STRONG BAD: Man, my email inbox must be full! Oh wait, it always is. Freakin' weridos who email me...
STICKLY MAN: SHUT UP! JEEZ! Now if you excuse me, I have to go and put the whole town in here!
STRONG BAD: Where are we anyways?
STICKLY MAN: Where all the greatest villans go...THE ABANDONED WAREHOUSE DISTRICT!
{Stickly Man points out a window and in another warehouse Phil & Evil from Bonus Stage appear}
PHIL: What do you want, Evil?
EVIL: DON'T QUESTION ME!
PHIL: Wait, what am I doing on Earth again? And you're just Elly! Talk about your non-canon show!
EVIL: Just... {sadly, mubling} shut up...
{back to Homeschool}
HOMESCHOOL: OK, that was pointless. Now where was I? I right, Taking over the website. Hahahahahahahaha-- that's one "ha" too many...
STRONG BAD: Stop stealing lines from Bonus Stage already!
STICKLY MAN: Minion! I take over the website and I do the evil laugh!
{Meanwhile, at the border, Pom Pom & Strong Sad are in the booth thing waiting for Homestar & Marzipan to arrive. Strong Sad is getting a cup of coffee for Pom Pom, because, of couse, he can't have coffee.}
STRONG SAD: {thinking} Dear mental journal, Day 2 of waiting for Homestar & Marzipan, no sign of them yet.
{Meanwhile, Stickly Man's voice booms all around Free Country USA.}
STICKLY MAN: {Over P.A} Attention Citizens of Free Country USA, you are probably wondering who this is...
{Cut to a pan of everyone looking partly at the sky, trying to locate where the sound is coming from. Finally, they see a huge UFO the size of a football field with a screen on it.}
STICKLY MAN: {continuing} Well, just be sure to drop in! Or in this case, be sucked in...
{Suddenly, the UFO's bottom opens, revealing a huge beam of light that sucks everyone in, and everyone tumbles into chairs with metal gloves, metal boots, and metal helmets, all with wires attatched, bolted to them}
BUBS: Oh no! It's the Stickly Man!
STICKLY MAN: Yes it is, be quiet!
BUBS: Oh, dang, nice doing business wid' cha!
{Meanwhile, Strong Sad & Pom Pom see what happened. When Homestar arrives, they're gonna need him.}
