The Homestar Runner Movie Index Page/Part 4
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Homestar Runner: The Movie Part 4
{The King Of Town goes out and bumps into Bubs, Hatred in his eyes.}
K.O.T: OH! Sorry, Bubs.
BUBS: Are you gonna throw me out? Get out of the way!
{Bubs pushes The King Of Town into some mud. Strong Bad looks on, sadly}
STRONG BAD: Not even THAT cheers me up!
{Cut to outside Free Country USA, where Homestar & Marzipan are out in some kind of rocky mountain}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh Marzipan, I'm sorry I got you into this.
MARZIPAN: You didn't get me into this, I did.
HOMESTAR: Oh, right...
{Meanwhile in Free Country USA..}
STRONG BAD: Man, I don't feel like answering an email! I know, I'll go over to Bubs'!
{Strong Bad goes over to Bubs' Consession Stand. Bubs is boarding up the stand with a sign thatt says "Outta Bubsness!"}
STRONG BAD: What happened, Bubs?
BUBS: I couldn't sell all my Marshmallows & Tofu, so they come and shut me down!
STRONG BAD: Aw man! Oh, it's 6 PM! I gotta get down to the CGNU'S game!
{He runs over to The field. Coach Z is putting down the basketball hoops & shutting the Locker Room}
STRONG BAD: What?! Not you too, Coach!
COACH Z: Yorp! Since we lerst Homester, I don have a runnorn team, and thats what was funding this plorce! Now I've lost my lorka rorme!
STRONG BAD: Man, that was full of overused Coach Z-isms...man, since Homestar & Marzipan left, everyone's suffering, especially me! Now there's no ladies to show off my abs! We gotta get them back!
???: Oh no we don't, Mr. Bad!
STRONG BAD: What deh craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-- {gets pulled into the darkness by the Mysterious Stranger}
{Cut to a dark room where Strong Bad is tied up to a chair. The person comes in}
???: Comfortable, Mr. Bad?
STRONG BAD: Who are you, weirdo?
???: Very well. I AM--HOMESCHOOL WINNER!
{The lights turn on & there’s Homeschool Winner, for all to see, which is nobody because Strong Bads the only person in the room, Duh.}
STRONG BAD: What?! I thought we got rid of you before we became popular!
HOMESCHOOL: Yes, but lately people found out about me, and I’ve been through what the “All Your Base Are Belong To Us” fad, explosive, but then I only come up every so often..
STRONG BAD: You can’t keep a wrestler down forever!
HOMESCHOOL: FOOL! WRESTLING IS FIXED!
{Slight pause, criket chirping}
STRONG BAD: ...No it isn’t.
HOMESCHOOL: Shut up!
